Did I mention that the Sooper Seekrit non-Valentine Handshake includes a butt pat for those that wants 'em?

I'll take the handshake, and the butt pat, Tommy. Have fun getting to the train.

For the record, this pre-dawn stuff, sucks ass.

I'll take the butt-pat!

I did bring in Hellow Kitty Valentine bags ' candy to work.

In other news, sometimes cow-orkers drive me crazy.

This young woman was brought in (she is very nice) to be between me and the "Program Manager". She is the "Program Coordinator" I am the "Program Assistant". So, everything I used to do on my own, she now tells me to do. Which is her job. Which is fine. But it is not saving any work sometimes. I have to order buses for field trips. In order to do this, I need the date, time, destination, address of destination, and how many students. I used to just figure this all out myself. Not hard.

So she asks me to order field trips and gives me an excel spreadsheet of what to order. Without addresses, times, or how many students, or in some cases, dates. So now I have to look that shit up. Also, alot of the destinations are abbrieviated. GRRRR

Oh dear Lord, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time:

One does not simply skank into Mordor...

Love to all my Buffistas

Sophia, can you ask her to modify the spreadsheets, so that they include that information. Maybe the process can be changed, such that the necessary information is required in the request or notification process?

UnAmerican in search of hivemind wisdom (also known as "more fun than Google, due to the added amount of snark): what's the story behind February 14th becoming the national bring-cards-and-flowers-to-SO day? Was "Valentine" some historic/christian figure?

Butt-pats all around!

Apple store employee gossip about celebrities' behavior in the stores.

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Melanie Griffith threw a tantrum when she was unable to buy a pink iPod mini early last year, according to the sales associate who tried to serve her.

The associate, who asked to remain anonymous, said Griffith came right up to him and "pretty much demanded" a pink iPod mini. The mini was in short supply, and the associate told her there were none in stock.

"She then proceeded to get pissed off at me personally because we didn't have any in stock," the associate said. "She said we have a special stock of iPods for people like her.... I hadn't seen any celebrities there up until then, so at first I was like, 'Oh wow, cool, Melanie Griffith.' But then she opened her mouth and used me as a doormat, and I was like, 'What the fuck is this shit? Milk Money sucked.'"

...

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart "finds what he wants, smiles and leaves."

>Maybe the process can be changed, such that the necessary information is required in the request or notification process?

This is a good idea. I'm sure that it is just that she's never ordered these before. It just seems like I am forever telling people these things (I can't send a fedex without a telephone number. I can't get a courier without an address or knowing the approximate weight of what I am shipping.)

Valentine was a saint, but I don't know his story, except that I sort of get St. valentine mixed up with St. Vitus' dance.

what's the story behind February 14th becoming the national bring-cards-and-flowers-to-SO day? Was "Valentine" some historic/christian figure?

St. Valentine defeated the Blue Meanies at the battle of Abbey Road.

OK, I made that up. He was a real saint. That's all I know.