Buffy: So how'd she get away with the bad mojo stuff? Anya: Giles sold it to her. Giles: Well, I didn't know it was her. I mean, how could I? If it's any consolation, I may have overcharged her.

'Sleeper'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2005 2:39:59 pm PST #6594 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Eva Mendes isn't pretty.

Lotus Notes isn't good.

Dogs? Pretty cool.


DavidS - Feb 11, 2005 2:41:40 pm PST #6595 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The foster carers said she only barks when she's playing outside.

Ah, she knows when to use the outside voice and the inside voice. Good dog! Go love Robin more!


JZ - Feb 11, 2005 2:43:05 pm PST #6596 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Eva Mendes isn't pretty.

Huh. Stephanie Zacharek in Salon was just saying that her ass looks like it was plucked from God's personal peach orchard.

Though that's no guarantee of prettiness beyond her ass.


Anne W. - Feb 11, 2005 2:43:23 pm PST #6597 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Yay, dog! I wanna get a dog someday, but I think the cat would object.

The housing/salary/etc. stuff is very interesting to read, especially given my current situation. One thing that's kind of skeeving me a little bit is that my mom is being very helpful, financially. On one hand, it's great to get that help. On the other hand, it feels really, really weird to be getting this degree of parental assistance at my age.


amych - Feb 11, 2005 2:43:41 pm PST #6598 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Or part Siamese. They are very chatty and gossipy and never shut up.

Dude, tell me about it.

(Shut UP, Lucy! JZ is talking now!)


Anne W. - Feb 11, 2005 2:45:10 pm PST #6599 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Jeeves didn't start out chatty, but he's become more vocal as he's gotten older, especially in terms of trying to give me commands. From an early age, though, he always liked to sit in acoustically interesting places and sing scales.


Thomash - Feb 11, 2005 2:45:42 pm PST #6600 of 10002
I have a plan.

I skipped quite a bit today, so I might have missed if anybody announced that Arthur Miller died.


JZ - Feb 11, 2005 2:47:45 pm PST #6601 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Dude, tell me about it.

(Shut UP, Lucy! JZ is talking now!)

Heh. Despite his frequent irritation with cat persons, Hec does a spectacularly funny and affectionate impersonation of my former cat, the endlessly chatty Matilda. It's incidentally also a spectacularly funny and affectionate impersonation of Erin G if she lived with her gay brother and me and wore a fur coat all the time.


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2005 2:50:55 pm PST #6602 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Stephanie Zacharek in Salon was just saying that her ass looks like it was plucked from God's personal peach orchard.

It's okay.

Her face is even less special.


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2005 3:02:44 pm PST #6603 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can you go to jail for merely being stupid?

According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.

But sometimes, it's for the good of society.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Is it bad that I didn't see the word "wife" the first few times round? I thought things might have gone a bit too far.

Stevie Wonder's Wife Debuts Clothing Line