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Zoe ,'The Train Job'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Feb 10, 2005 4:54:27 pm PST #6056 of 10002

I'm with Jesse and brenda. I have certain OC Issues and they are being mean about them.

Baltimore City pays a whole $14/ day! Whooo! And parking will run you $5/day. And get free soda at various nearby eateries. I'm pretty sure I make more per hour. My employer does make up the difference, but I kinda laugh at the paperwork unless I get Horrors! the 4 month grand jury stint. No idea what the law is, though. Probably costs employer more to do paperwork. They should just eat it.

Funky basement/damp cardboard stench coming from where the wall is open behind the stove for new gas lines. I'm presuming it is cause they are repainting downstairs apartment, but....it's all musty. I don't like it. Even ran dishwasher on off chance that was it. I don't like musty basements. They give me nightmares.


P.M. Marc - Feb 10, 2005 4:55:42 pm PST #6057 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Crap. That's right. I have to get out of jury duty next month. I didn't have time to ask my OB for a note on Monday. Guess I'll have to ask at my next appointment.


sarameg - Feb 10, 2005 4:59:28 pm PST #6058 of 10002

Plei, you could be evil and fake labor in the jury waiting room...

(normally, I'm against abusing fake girlie-ploys, but dude! You kinda aren't an ideal juror with the peeing and the incipient babyhaving and all else. And it would be amusing for you . Fake, that is.)


Noumenon - Feb 10, 2005 5:01:55 pm PST #6059 of 10002
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

I thought of all the people outside of America who need to work multiple jobs, and thought it arrogant and dismissive of him to try and claim it.

That's a whole different objection than even crossed my mind! So I went to look up those stats about Americans working hundreds more hours a year than the French or even the Japanese, and I found that South Koreans work 2400 hours a year to our 1800. I guess that lady is uniquely South Korean. But I also found a Federal Reserve Bank paper claiming it's nothing cultural and all explained by tax rates, so nobody's special.


sarameg - Feb 10, 2005 5:07:41 pm PST #6060 of 10002

A nearly 17 lb cat can stand on a keyboard, ignoring the mad dinging and fire up every application in your launch menu.

Just so you know.


P.M. Marc - Feb 10, 2005 5:08:54 pm PST #6061 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

A nearly 17 lb cat can stand on a keyboard, ignoring the mad dinging and fire up every application in your launch menu.

A 5-7lb kitten can do the same thing. (And often does, which is why she keeps getting kicked out of the computer room.)


sarameg - Feb 10, 2005 5:13:50 pm PST #6062 of 10002

Heh. My 7 lber gets unnerved by the dinging. But she's jumpy.

My laptop sits on my dining room table, so between the food and the paper reading and the fact I leave it on so it is warm....it gets sat upon, open or closed, a lot. I hear there is software that guards against it, but my typing is so funky, I'd be setting it off all the time.


Allyson - Feb 10, 2005 5:15:40 pm PST #6063 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Ruby is not allowed on the computer desk, and pretty much always remembers. I cannot, however, leave any form of paper within her reach anywhere else.


Noumenon - Feb 10, 2005 5:16:00 pm PST #6064 of 10002
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

my typing is so funky, I'd be setting it off all the time.

I am always turning on the StickyKeys or the Windows voice reader by accidentally hitting Shift seven times or holding down some combination of keys for ten seconds or whatever. I guess I fidget on the keyboard.


Cashmere - Feb 10, 2005 5:16:44 pm PST #6065 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Plei, get the note. I was six months pregnant when I served last time and it SUCKED. The chairs--they're uncomfortable and it's incredibly boring when you could be doing something like washing the baby's clothes or putting together a bouncy seat. Too stressful to sit in a room full of strangers who won't give up a fucking chair to a pregnant woman and who insist on monopolizing the only television to watch Dr. Phil.

Oh, and NO INTERNET ACCESS in the jury lounge I was in. Which is just so fucking wrong.

But at least I got paid $20 a day by the court and my employer paid me for the whole week on Administrative leave. But it cost me $5 a day to park.