Oh, we should pitch in and see if we can come up with enough money to name it Buffista Monkeypants.
Can't you ever get your mind out of the hellmouth?
Buffy ,'Touched'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 09, 2005 5:55:59 am PST #5434 of 10002
What is even happening?
tommyrot - Feb 09, 2005 5:56:34 am PST #5435 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was apparently watching a doc called "The Naked Penis."
So no mention of penises that wear turtlenecks?
Sue - Feb 09, 2005 5:56:37 am PST #5436 of 10002
hip deep in pie
They should name it Gus, and teach it to bite the monkey's that bit Gus.
Jim - Feb 09, 2005 5:57:17 am PST #5437 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
The classic cock-piercings are Prince Albert (ring through top of urethra ) and the legendarily painful Oomphalong (sp?), a lateral bar through behind the head. A housemate of mine once had the latter done, and I can still recall the screams first time he went to the tiolet.
bon bon - Feb 09, 2005 6:04:06 am PST #5438 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
My non-existent scrotum is retracting.
Sue - Feb 09, 2005 6:09:17 am PST #5439 of 10002
hip deep in pie
the legendarily painful Oomphalong (sp?), a lateral bar through behind the head.
All I saw was some kind of hollow bar, probably 5 mm thick, which seemed to be going into the urethra.
Nutty - Feb 09, 2005 6:10:11 am PST #5440 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Penis piercings killed the thread!
In less gruesome news, what is wrong with this sentence?
Martinez, who seldomly reported on time with the Red Sox, surprised the team by showing up yesterday for spring training.
I find the English language wonderfully variable, even moreso when mangled by Associated Press reporters.
sarameg - Feb 09, 2005 6:11:09 am PST #5441 of 10002
LALALALAICAN'TREADTHIS
tommyrot - Feb 09, 2005 6:11:31 am PST #5442 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I once watched a documentary about a female-to-male transexual, and the operation she received to give her a penis. Not everything went according to plan....
Which is probably why none of today's penis talk has squicked me yet.
amych - Feb 09, 2005 6:11:32 am PST #5443 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
seldomly? Oy.