the legendarily painful Oomphalong (sp?), a lateral bar through behind the head.
All I saw was some kind of hollow bar, probably 5 mm thick, which seemed to be going into the urethra.
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Feb 09, 2005 6:09:17 am PST #5439 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Nutty - Feb 09, 2005 6:10:11 am PST #5440 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Penis piercings killed the thread!
In less gruesome news, what is wrong with this sentence?
Martinez, who seldomly reported on time with the Red Sox, surprised the team by showing up yesterday for spring training.
I find the English language wonderfully variable, even moreso when mangled by Associated Press reporters.
sarameg - Feb 09, 2005 6:11:09 am PST #5441 of 10002
LALALALAICAN'TREADTHIS
tommyrot - Feb 09, 2005 6:11:31 am PST #5442 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I once watched a documentary about a female-to-male transexual, and the operation she received to give her a penis. Not everything went according to plan....
Which is probably why none of today's penis talk has squicked me yet.
amych - Feb 09, 2005 6:11:32 am PST #5443 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
seldomly? Oy.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 09, 2005 6:11:46 am PST #5444 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Encyclopedia says that "larger shrimp are often sold as prawns" -- which was my understanding, and that prawns are certain crustaceans of the suborder shrimp. So every prawn is a shrimp, by their estimation, but not just any shrimp can be a prawn.
So where do crawdads fit in this lineup?
sarameg - Feb 09, 2005 6:18:53 am PST #5445 of 10002
I think of crawdads as freshwater.
Steph L. - Feb 09, 2005 6:21:27 am PST #5446 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I can't believe nobody saw me on TV last night! I was sitting right behind the cast during the party, and so every time CBS did a "Live, with the winners, after the show!" promo, I was in the shot.
For real, man! Not that I watch TAR, but how can you miss someone with blue hair?
P.M. Marc - Feb 09, 2005 6:21:50 am PST #5447 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Jessica - Feb 09, 2005 6:27:51 am PST #5448 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
For real, man! Not that I watch TAR, but how can you miss someone with blue hair?
It was too dark to see my hair, unfortunately (or maybe fortunately -- when Jonathan and Victoria showed up, I was suddenly struck with the horrifying thought that he might interpret my hair color as a gesture of solidarity with him, and, um, no. He can blame the editing all he wants, but he was being such a jackass the entire party that I just wanted to kick him in the head. Which I totally could have done, since he was sitting on the floor right in front of me.)