Hopefully your unwelcome tenant didn't leave you the kind of presents mine has recently, Gus. I'm crossing my fingers that the more humane mousetrap I'm borrowing from my cousin tonight will bear karmic rewards and let me relocate Stuart Little to a field somewhere.
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
River ,'Trash'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2005 12:29:06 pm PST #539 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Gus - Jan 25, 2005 12:33:19 pm PST #540 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
"syphilis"
Now there will be bad dreams, with sibilant snake creatures. Hissing.
Thanks.
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2005 12:34:10 pm PST #541 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hey, I think the funny syphilis might be charming.
No, wait, I'm lying.
Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2005 12:35:30 pm PST #542 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Don't take the A train. (Bugmenot.)
It seems that a homeless man set his shopping cart on fire. The resulting blaze made it impossible to use the C line; the A line is now trying to carry the traffic of C and A combined.
Infrastructure is a fragile thing.
Trudy Booth - Jan 25, 2005 12:37:46 pm PST #543 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Infrastructure is a fragile thing.
Tell me about it.
Signed, barely fit on the fekkin train this morning and not looking forward to getting home
brenda m - Jan 25, 2005 12:40:55 pm PST #544 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Betsy, do you still have the link for those little infant socks with the mary janes? (That was you right? If not, see below.)
P-C: I learnt all my crazy talk from The Man. Science was learnt from the young. Be young. Don't be The Man.
edited: Slaughering Natter since Two-thousand-Aught-Aught!
Yes, because trying to decipher that made my head explode.
Gus - Jan 25, 2005 12:41:31 pm PST #545 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Semi-seriously: If the homeless thing has reached the Unknowing Mid-West, has some kind of threshold been passed?
eta: Brenda, blame The Man. It usually gets a few knowing nods.
Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2005 12:44:18 pm PST #546 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
It was these (not cheap) socks. [link]
JZ - Jan 25, 2005 12:49:57 pm PST #547 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Gus, I am so aghast at your unwanted housesitter and your inability to evict him unaided due to Homeowning While Black that I find myself forced to cobble together a new not-a-word in order to adequately convey the expression on my face. I'm sitting here reading the thread, slack-and-flabberjawed.
Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2005 12:52:29 pm PST #548 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I think if I came home from a long trip to find a stranger who had taken possession of my house I would just sit down on the spot and DIE.