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Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

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brenda m - Jan 25, 2005 12:40:55 pm PST #544 of 10002

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Betsy, do you still have the link for those little infant socks with the mary janes? (That was you right? If not, see below.)

P-C: I learnt all my crazy talk from The Man. Science was learnt from the young. Be young. Don't be The Man.

edited: Slaughering Natter since Two-thousand-Aught-Aught!

Yes, because trying to decipher that made my head explode.

Gus - Jan 25, 2005 12:41:31 pm PST #545 of 10002

Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Semi-seriously: If the homeless thing has reached the Unknowing Mid-West, has some kind of threshold been passed?

eta: Brenda, blame The Man. It usually gets a few knowing nods.

Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2005 12:44:18 pm PST #546 of 10002

If I only had a brain...

It was these (not cheap) socks. [link]

JZ - Jan 25, 2005 12:49:57 pm PST #547 of 10002

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Gus, I am so aghast at your unwanted housesitter and your inability to evict him unaided due to Homeowning While Black that I find myself forced to cobble together a new not-a-word in order to adequately convey the expression on my face. I'm sitting here reading the thread, slack-and-flabberjawed.

Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2005 12:52:29 pm PST #548 of 10002

If I only had a brain...

I think if I came home from a long trip to find a stranger who had taken possession of my house I would just sit down on the spot and DIE.

§ ita § - Jan 25, 2005 12:53:50 pm PST #549 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have no idea how I'd react. I'd like to think it would involve a large stick, or perhaps one of the knives, but it's hard to say. It would probably take me on the order of minutes if not quarter-hours to actually believe it was happening.

"This is the sort of thing that happens to Gus, not me!"

Famous last words.

DavidS - Jan 25, 2005 12:54:05 pm PST #550 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think if I came home from a long trip to find a stranger who had taken possession of my house I would just sit down on the spot and DIE.

This doesn't strike me as a robust response.

Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2005 12:54:33 pm PST #551 of 10002

If I only had a brain...

You want robust? Go get ita.

Nutty - Jan 25, 2005 12:56:59 pm PST #552 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I'm still working on how difficult it's got to be to set a shopping cart on fire.

I am thinking, blowtorch.

I think if I came home from a long trip to find a stranger who had taken possession of my house I would just sit down on the spot and DIE.

I would snap, and not in that lovely spring peas way but in that first ten minutes of a horror movie way. I have a thing about my personal space/property, and the voluntariness of my sharing it.

Hil R. - Jan 25, 2005 12:58:03 pm PST #553 of 10002

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm still working on how difficult it's got to be to set a shopping cart on fire.

It was a shopping cart with some clothes and scrap wood in it.

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