Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?

'The Message'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2005 12:25:58 pm PST #533 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

this particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.


Hil R. - Jan 25, 2005 12:26:36 pm PST #534 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gasp. Look at the sidebar of this search.

t giggling madly

Welcome back, Gus. And that is seriously creepy.


ChiKat - Jan 25, 2005 12:26:42 pm PST #535 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Betsy: EWWW! Ew! What would be the appeal??


Polter-Cow - Jan 25, 2005 12:27:18 pm PST #536 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

this particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.

Heeeeee.


Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2005 12:27:44 pm PST #537 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I think somebody just went a bit overboard in their keywords.

I mean, syphilis is TREATABLE, for pity's sake. Why would you want to date somebody who couldn't even be bothered to take antibiotics?


Nutty - Jan 25, 2005 12:28:29 pm PST #538 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The sad part is, I bet there's a legit audience for a service like that. People with herpes, it can be kind of a bar to dating people without herpes. The people without aren't big fans.

(There are better treatments for syphilis than for herpes, but the word "syphilis" is a lot scarier to say.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2005 12:29:06 pm PST #539 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hopefully your unwelcome tenant didn't leave you the kind of presents mine has recently, Gus. I'm crossing my fingers that the more humane mousetrap I'm borrowing from my cousin tonight will bear karmic rewards and let me relocate Stuart Little to a field somewhere.


Gus - Jan 25, 2005 12:33:19 pm PST #540 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

"syphilis"

Now there will be bad dreams, with sibilant snake creatures. Hissing.

Thanks.


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2005 12:34:10 pm PST #541 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, I think the funny syphilis might be charming.

No, wait, I'm lying.


Betsy HP - Jan 25, 2005 12:35:30 pm PST #542 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Don't take the A train. (Bugmenot.)

It seems that a homeless man set his shopping cart on fire. The resulting blaze made it impossible to use the C line; the A line is now trying to carry the traffic of C and A combined.

Infrastructure is a fragile thing.