Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Jan 25, 2005 10:30:35 am PST #499 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Gus, I COMM'd your pain before saying I am so so sorry. I am. Sorry, that is.


DavidS - Jan 25, 2005 10:33:29 am PST #500 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The guy would not believe it was really my house, 'cuz I'm black, and there ain't no black people in WI.

Aha! You were caught Homeowning While Black. Almost as dangerous as Driving While Black.


Lee - Jan 25, 2005 10:34:27 am PST #501 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Damn, Gus. You do seem to collect the happenings, don't you? I hope the next few months are calm enough for you that you can start telling us some of your older stories.


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2005 10:34:54 am PST #502 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Amos & Andrew, with Samuel L Jackson playing the part of Gus.


sarameg - Jan 25, 2005 10:44:46 am PST #503 of 10002

Oh my. Just ... oh my.


Fred Pete - Jan 25, 2005 10:47:54 am PST #504 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Gus -- just, egad. At least you ended up ok.


Cashmere - Jan 25, 2005 10:52:35 am PST #505 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

What does one say in this situation? Has Miss Manners posted to this dilemma?

See, I think Gus handled this with much more aplomb than I would have. My first words would have been, "Dude, get the fuck out of my house."


DavidS - Jan 25, 2005 10:53:02 am PST #506 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Somebody has recreated Calvin's Snowman Massacre in real snow


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2005 10:56:23 am PST #507 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't neglect to check them all out.


Gus - Jan 25, 2005 11:01:21 am PST #508 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

hope the next few months are calm enough for you that you can start telling us some of your older stories.

My stories from before I started posting in Buffistas are dull. I do not think this a coincidence. Somehow, Buffistas are wrenching Fate around to cause Fate to provide stories from me.

Buffistas are a part of the Monkey-Bite Conspiracy! I knew it!