The guy would not believe it was really my house, 'cuz I'm black, and there ain't no black people in WI.
Aha! You were caught Homeowning While Black. Almost as dangerous as Driving While Black.
Love makes you do the wacky.
Willow ,'Beneath You'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jan 25, 2005 10:33:29 am PST #500 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Lee - Jan 25, 2005 10:34:27 am PST #501 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Damn, Gus. You do seem to collect the happenings, don't you? I hope the next few months are calm enough for you that you can start telling us some of your older stories.
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2005 10:34:54 am PST #502 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amos & Andrew, with Samuel L Jackson playing the part of Gus.
sarameg - Jan 25, 2005 10:44:46 am PST #503 of 10002
Oh my. Just ... oh my.
Fred Pete - Jan 25, 2005 10:47:54 am PST #504 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Gus -- just, egad. At least you ended up ok.
Cashmere - Jan 25, 2005 10:52:35 am PST #505 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
What does one say in this situation? Has Miss Manners posted to this dilemma?
See, I think Gus handled this with much more aplomb than I would have. My first words would have been, "Dude, get the fuck out of my house."
DavidS - Jan 25, 2005 10:53:02 am PST #506 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2005 10:56:23 am PST #507 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Don't neglect to check them all out.
Gus - Jan 25, 2005 11:01:21 am PST #508 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
hope the next few months are calm enough for you that you can start telling us some of your older stories.
My stories from before I started posting in Buffistas are dull. I do not think this a coincidence. Somehow, Buffistas are wrenching Fate around to cause Fate to provide stories from me.
Buffistas are a part of the Monkey-Bite Conspiracy! I knew it!
msbelle - Jan 25, 2005 11:04:55 am PST #509 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Good Lord! Gus, that is crazy. What the thing to come home to. Thank goodness he was not dangerous and didn't cause more damage.
I just spent and hour and a half digging information out of old files. The file room is creepy and stagnant. I'll have to do more everyday this week. bleagh, but not the worst thing ever.