My cat's name is Señor Sock. Years ago he'd come when I called "Señor!" I used to live in a very Hispanic neighborhood - once he got out, and I felt like an idiot walking around my neighborhood calling, "Señor! Señor!"
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2005 7:27:53 am PST #4930 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 7:29:07 am PST #4931 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Eeee. Tommyrot just made me laugh during a conference call. Bad tommyrot. No kitties for you.
sarameg - Feb 08, 2005 7:29:18 am PST #4932 of 10002
Oh! Mister Kitty will awake from a nap and run towards you eagerly at the sound of the cap coming off the syringe! Or if he happens to see you holding one. He'd be a bit of a nuisance if you were an iv drug user, I'd imagine. Hey, needle! Pet me love me you can shoot up later mmmm where's the food can you rub that ear rights there mmmm
sarameg - Feb 08, 2005 7:30:51 am PST #4933 of 10002
My cat's name is Señor Sock. Years ago he'd come when I called "Señor!" I used to live in a very Hispanic neighborhood - once he got out, and I felt like an idiot walking around my neighborhood calling, "Señor! Señor!"
Ahahaha. I feel your pain. I mean, Mister Kitty? Thankfully he is indoors only and can't get out. And he answers to Bub and Buster. And everything else.
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2005 7:32:30 am PST #4934 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Bad tommyrot. No kitties for you.
How can I ever achieve my life's ambition of being a crazy cat lady person with you folks holding me back?
Gus - Feb 08, 2005 7:32:51 am PST #4935 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
erikaj: Ah! I had flair and pizazz all confuzzled. I am anti-neither. "Office" will be a classic for many more decades.
Just a remark: Cat people make funny noises. This amuses cats. Cats do not that let on that they are amused by this. It is part of the joke.
erikaj - Feb 08, 2005 7:34:01 am PST #4936 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
My mom had to wander around yelling "Beastie! Beastie!" She would come, but she was sweet and not very bright. It took a lot of calling Gus, yeah...my favorite part is when they beat the crap out of the printer, though.
Jesse - Feb 08, 2005 7:35:52 am PST #4937 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Maybe you're using the wrong name.
There was once a contest at my house to find his real name. People kept claiming they were winning, but really he'll go to anyone who looks like they are about to pat him, no matter what they call him.
juliana - Feb 08, 2005 7:39:04 am PST #4938 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
sarameg, do you ever read Two Lumps? Snooch often reminds me of Mr. Kitty. Although, I don't know if he'd look as good in a hat
sarameg - Feb 08, 2005 7:42:28 am PST #4939 of 10002
Yup, I do. And yup, he does remind me of Snooch. Although I think he attempts a little more dignity.