Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Feb 07, 2005 11:32:28 am PST #4657 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Crying Game (for one very special caller).

That's quite a special caller. Does he/she know that?

I believe we've never had the ringtone conversation before. Go us!


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 11:34:58 am PST #4658 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does he/she know that?

He doesn't, but his friends do. It's possible I should not delight in his torment so, but ... eh. A girl's gotta have her fun somehow.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2005 11:35:17 am PST #4659 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Over the weekend I bought a MIDI keyboard. So I googled for MIDI, trying to find songs to load into GarageBand. I was surprised to find that most of the matches were for cellphone ringtones.


brenda m - Feb 07, 2005 11:35:18 am PST #4660 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Love the single ring. I don't hear everything, but it rarely embarrasses.

My old phone had a single beep setting which was great. I still haven't figured out something that satisfies on the new one. All of their telephone ring sounds are very artificial sounding, or overdone, or something. So for now, it's Fat Albert saying "Hey, hey, hey."


Jesse - Feb 07, 2005 11:35:56 am PST #4661 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am stunned by how often people's phones ring in class -- even on vibrate, if it's in your bag, that's distracting. Makes me nuts. I'm suprised more professors don't address it the first day of class.

snafoo

FYI, it's SNAFU -- situation normal, all fucked up.


JohnSweden - Feb 07, 2005 11:37:10 am PST #4662 of 10002
I can't even.

My cellphone plays the Two Towers theme. It works well as a geek identifier. Just after I downloaded it, I was in a restaurant and thought it was really cool that they were playing Lord of the Rings soundtrack as background music. The people at dinner with me thought it was hilarious as I returned my missed call, embarrassed.


msbelle - Feb 07, 2005 11:39:56 am PST #4663 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

phhhbbbttt ms. smartypants.

I want to leave work already but people keep walking by.


Lee - Feb 07, 2005 11:40:28 am PST #4664 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm eating what is basically caf sushi for lunch too. It makes me want to go have real sushi for dinner.

Of course, looking at linoleum makes me want to go have real sushi for dinner.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2005 11:44:14 am PST #4665 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

phhhbbbttt ms. smartypants.

Hey, I'm just trying to help.

So, my boss is now in a meeting, but he asked me to stay until 6. I usually leave at 5. I guess I'd better do some filing in his office, but that pretty much defeats the whole purpose of me staying -- so that he could call me. Eh.


JohnSweden - Feb 07, 2005 11:46:27 am PST #4666 of 10002
I can't even.

Of course, looking at linoleum makes me want to go have real sushi for dinner.

I panicked for a second. I forgot what I was having for dinner. Then I remembered I took pork chops out. I had green curry chicken last night, and I suspect there will be another thai meal (this time, out) in my future this week. Or maybe the excellent Italian place nearby. That might need to wait until payday/Thursday.