I let Ribisi and his big-ass, gas-guzzling black pickup truck take a left in front of me, and he didn't wave. He is dead to me.

Not enough money in the world to make me watch the SotU. OK, that's a lie, I'd watch it for as little as $1000.00. Just in case anyone has money they need to get rid of.

But short of getting paid to do it, I think I will watch movies instead.

I saw Michael Musto in the subway station this weekend.

This, though:

1. Everybody gets to kick the crap out of white guy in suit for 15 seconds, only if Karl Rove's transmission link breaks and Bush begins to mumble excerpts from Hugo Weaving's soliloquy on how humans smell in the first "Matrix."

I rather like.

Much simpler 2005 SotU Drinking Game

[eta:

if he admits having made a mistake in the past four years: STOP DRINKING (you've clearly had too much already)

Bwah.]

I keep hearing that the hobbit boy on LOST lives near me, too. Something about him being at House of Pies often.

See, ita, I told you we should have gone to have pie the other day.

Lots of other gigantic celebs have managed to have a life...

And lots of even un-famous people with big families only hang out with family. Its a thing. Some Kennedy said, "when you have this much family you don't need friends."

Again, it may be crazy, but its not necessarily crazy.

Why is it crazier when madly wealthy and wildly creative to to have a sequined wardrobe that you design yourself and and have made than to wear the identical hand-made suit as every other multi millionaire?

Pee Wee Herman didn't show up in court in full Pee Wee gear. Elton John doesn't show up in court as the Piano Man.

One of the things I look for in an adult is the ability to change behavior so that it is appropriate to the context. Jackson hasn't shown that ability.

And lots of even un-famous people with big families only hang out with family.

Sure. But Jackson is in fact famously estranged from most of his family and hangs out primarily with his entourage.

Who do you want to defend next? Howard Hughes? Elvis?

Jackson behaves weirdly. There are many, many public attested instances of his weird behavior; the baby hung out the window, the repeated plastic surgery, the defense of sleeping with children *while under suspicion of child molestation*, the adoration of Peter Pan, the veils he places on his other children in public.

That doesn't make him a pedophile. But he has earned the weirdo title fair and square by his own efforts, just like Farrah Fawcett and Crispin Glover.

Farrah Fawcett is a weirdo?

I'm a terrible person. Because I saw him on the news and talked to the screen and said "Michael, cut your hair and buy a suit. You're a defendant now. That's what defendants DO!" Who has more crazyhead points?