Someone needs to replace that groundhog.
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'Beneath You'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Feb 02, 2005 4:28:41 am PST #3135 of 10002
§ ita § - Feb 02, 2005 4:31:36 am PST #3136 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Any broken laws aside, this is just messed up:
Michael Jackson's ex-wife Debbie Rowe has agreed to give evidence against the singer during his child molestation trial. Rowe, who was married to the 46-year-old superstar for three years and is the mother of his children Prince and Paris, has now been formally added to the state's list of witnesses for the sensational court case which started on Monday. Insiders are already predicting her testimony will "blow the lid" off Jackson's bizarre lifestyle. The 37-year-old former nurse is also filing to regain custody of their two children after reportedly signing all rights over to Jackson after their divorce in 1999 - a settlement in which she receives an annual $1 million alimony payment and a home in Beverly Hills. It is yet to be confirmed whether Jackson's first wife Lisa Marie Presley will also take the stand.
DXMachina - Feb 02, 2005 4:32:34 am PST #3137 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Someone needs to replace that groundhog.
I know. He always predicts the same thing, again and again and again...
Narrator - Feb 02, 2005 4:39:46 am PST #3138 of 10002
The evil is this way?
I heard that Bill Murray had some trouble with him once. Or more than once.
Fred Pete - Feb 02, 2005 4:40:11 am PST #3139 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
this is just messed up
I could compare it to a train wreck, but that would be insulting. To the train wreck.
tommyrot - Feb 02, 2005 4:43:32 am PST #3140 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yet I feel compelled to watch, much as I'd feel compelled to look at a train wreck.
sarameg - Feb 02, 2005 4:58:44 am PST #3141 of 10002
this is just messed up:
Do you really expect anything other than messed up from that freakshow?
Today's Two Lumps is waaay too familiar.
flea - Feb 02, 2005 5:02:48 am PST #3142 of 10002
information libertarian
I have a question. Are Michael Jackson's children biologically his? I seem to recall them being blonde, which, Debbie Rowe is, but Michael, genetically, NSM.
Lee - Feb 02, 2005 5:03:43 am PST #3143 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
ita, good luck with the apartment hunting.
I find myself oddly disinterested by the whole Jackson thing. I'm not sure why.
This [link] was the very first image on my wall paper this morning (it changes every five minutes). I've decided that means it's going to be a good day.
Allyson - Feb 02, 2005 5:07:16 am PST #3144 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ita! move closer. I say WeHo!
My spam subject lines are getting more offensive. So much so, that I refuse to post them here.
I'm taking action. So if any of you send me anything with the word "cum" in it, I won't be seeing it.