All this tax talk is making me queasy. I've filed online for the past two years and it's been a little slice of heaven. Of course, I also can file with just the quick and dirty 1040 and that's loads of fun. I think I have everything I need, but I'm a little paranoid that something has gotten lost in the mail in the middle of the move and I've got visions of audits dancing in my head.

Also, I was catching up in Bureacracy (cause sometimes I'm a glutton for punishment) and realized that I had no idea that 32 flavors and then some came from an Ani DiFranco song. I only associate it with that annoyingly curly-headed girl who used it in that song all over MTV a few years back where she sang "I am what I am" over and over, causing many, many odd and surely unintentional Popeye moments.

Somehow, when you say cubicle, it makes it seem like a disease. With festering.

Now that you bring it up, if I had some kind of festering disease, I wouldn't want a camera pointed at it. I'm just saying.

Festering. Bad for me, bad for everybody.

If that is the case, I hope they leave the cameras rolling for the ensuing carnage.

My coworker is, I think, entertained by my unending mockery of people who seem to have forgotten how to do their jobs.

I'm eating a biblical tortilla.

I... biblical tortilla?

I only associate it with that annoyingly curly-headed girl who used it in that song all over MTV a few years back where she sang "I am what I am" over and over, causing many, many odd and surely unintentional Popeye moments.

That would be Mrs. Paul Simon, Edie Brickell, I think.

That would be Mrs. Paul Simon, Edie Brickell, I think.

How are those crazy kids doing?

I... biblical tortilla?

Tortillas now come in Old Testament or New Testament. Of course, tortillas with Jesus or the Virgin Mary get all the news. Personally, I prefer a nice Ezekial tortilla, or the spicy Cain tortilla. Stay away from the Job tortilla, though - very chewy.

How are those crazy kids doing?

Still married. Making babies that he sings about in Nickelodeon movies.

I... biblical tortilla?

Don't ask me. It's some flourless grain thing inspired by Ezekiel 4:9, and my husband, who is a sucker for new and exciting things, bought them. I miss the flour, personally.

Making babies that he sings about in Nickelodeon movies.

Wow. That's a totally different ick from the one I had when they hooked up.

That's a totally different ick from the one I had when they hooked up.

What's the ick? It was the song from the Wild Thornberries movie that got nominated for a Grammy or Oscar or something.

Frank TerrorBoy called up TerrorMom and told her all about how TerrorDad tried to have him killed. TerrorMom agrees to help him out, but TerrorDad finds out and strongarms her into going with him to kill their son. At the last minute (after TerrorDad has switched to a different car so he can follow them), she decides to help her son escape, but TerrorDad catches this, and starts shooting at their car. She escapes with a wounded arm, TerrorBoy driving. TerrorDad has to go to TerrorBoss and explain that his family's being traitorous and could TerrorBoss please help him kill them before they ruin everything? TerrorBoss is not pleased, but really has no choice.

Meanwhile, Jack and Audrey have to go over to a private security company's offices to look at tapes from that party where Audrey recognized that guy who was one of the kidnappers. On the way, Audrey's ex-husband keeps hounding her about getting back together, which is making Jack feel awkward. Either ex-hubby is evil, or he might be merely a giant tool, I can't tell. But the mole (the annoying consultant who used to sleep with Marcus) tells the other terrorists where Jack and Audrey are going, and so just as they're identifying the guy on the tape, they get shot at and have to run. Jack realizes that CTU has a mole, and so he calls "the only person he can trust." which turns out to be Tony, who is apparently still allowed to have a gun so he can rescue Jack and Audrey at the last minute.

Erin's daughter is still in the clinic, and the doctor misreads her chart and gives her Haldol, to which she is allergic. This makes Erin less than effective for the last half of the ep.

Also, Edgar manages to hack into most of the nuclear power plants and take them offline before any damage is done. 6, however, are unfixable, and will melt down in time for sweeps three hours.