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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 6:17:26 am PST #2776 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm looking at you CITIBANK and your missing 1099-INT!

Bank Of America says to not bother them until the 15th of February. My 401K people sent me a pretty much blank 1099 whatever yesterday. Why BofA gotta make me wait?

Bob sent me a link to a National Review article about why there are so many more males in the comedy business than females and it contained the following:

Can you share the link? When I was in Montreal, as many women would workshop as men, but a teeny percentage of them ever made it past an audition. They were so tense and self-conscious, in comparison to most of the guys. The class clown tradition just didn't seem have been one they prepared with.

So, I'm heading off to a meeting yesterday.

"ita!" She's running to catch up with me. "You know, you look better in skirts than in pants."

I'm wearing pants.

"You stopped me so you could tell me I look like crap."

"I didn't ..."

"You might as well have -- you stopped me to tell me you didn't really like what I was wearing."

"Well, no I ..."

"That's really cold. If the boss asks were I am, tell her I'm in the ladies', crying."

"But I meant ..."

I let her twist in the wind for a while before I suggested the better way to go about it is to wait until a day I'm wearing a skirt and tell me how much she likes that, and maybe skip mentioning the pants entirely.

We'll see.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 01, 2005 6:19:55 am PST #2777 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

We actually use TaxCut from the box, which has a mail in rebate for free federal filing.

Oops. My brain is melty. Good thing you're doing the taxes this year.


msbelle - Feb 01, 2005 6:20:16 am PST #2778 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

What an amatuer. Her correct response after

"That's really cold. If the boss asks were I am, tell her I'm in the ladies', crying."

was to skip away singing "I made ita cry-y. I made ita cry-y.".


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 6:21:02 am PST #2779 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What an amatuer.

Oh, she's a total tyro. That's why it's so fun.


sarameg - Feb 01, 2005 6:21:15 am PST #2780 of 10002

Oh my. Some people. Too many, actually.


Ginger - Feb 01, 2005 6:21:32 am PST #2781 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Everyone should take lessons in niceness from msbelle.


Jesse - Feb 01, 2005 6:23:14 am PST #2782 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"That's really cold. If the boss asks were I am, tell her I'm in the ladies', crying."

Hee!


msbelle - Feb 01, 2005 6:23:26 am PST #2783 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

hmmm my sarcasm-dar is going off. hmmmm


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 6:25:56 am PST #2784 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

my sarcasm-dar is going off

Or perhaps your ironimeter ...


Jesse - Feb 01, 2005 6:27:19 am PST #2785 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Some kid on the Price Is Right just bid 420. Har.

...I mean, I'm busy learning about financial management.