I was engaged to a woman named Sam.
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I had a roomie named Sam.
I am Sam.
I don't have any room to be more offended by Dick Cheney.
exact-a-mundo.
I AM LEAVING WORK IN 15 MINUTES! OMG I AM SO BORED!
Sam I am.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I would not, could not eat green eggs and ham.
Would you, could you on a train?
My parents have a thing about the name "Sam". For a few years, all of their friends' new babies, male or female, were referred to as Sam, regardless of their real names.
Eventually they got a new (female) dog and named her Sam, which solved the problem.
OMG someone make this day end. I'm so bored I can't even surf the internet. I'm so bored I'm reading trade publications. I might have to set something on fire soon. Please, let this misery end.