Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2005 10:49:18 am PST #157 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh! Entertainment Weekly sent me a special survey to fill out, and enclosed were TWO DOLLARS!! Two dollars! For me! For free! TWO DOLLARS.

You should use the money to buy crack. That way you can blame the media....


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2005 10:52:29 am PST #158 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You should get a blow job from an underaged male crack ho wearing a Spongebob T-shirt.

I mean, if you're blaming the media, cast a wide net. And there's no way that'll cost more than $2, even with tip.


Kat - Jan 24, 2005 10:53:36 am PST #159 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

thanks ita. going to scrub brain now.


beathen - Jan 24, 2005 10:56:02 am PST #160 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Ooh! Entertainment Weekly sent me a special survey to fill out, and enclosed were TWO DOLLARS!! Two dollars! For me! For free! TWO DOLLARS.

I shouldn't be so excited about this.

Yes you should. I'd be happy to get free money.


Betsy HP - Jan 24, 2005 10:56:41 am PST #161 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

It would be more efficacious if we got somebody to scrub ita's brain. Otherwise she'll just go and dirty us up again.


Daisy Jane - Jan 24, 2005 10:58:21 am PST #162 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm worried too. I don't think they'll be cruel to the dog or anything, but it's not like the greyhound who arrived as a well behaved pony. My aunt used to have a giant pit/boxer/dane mix. It was sweet natured as a puppy, but if it hadn't have been for lots and lots of training and attention, it could have easily been one of those dogs that had to be put down. Even with all his training he did get agressive once. They said they gave away Indy because he was "bad" and "uncontrollable" and that's true, but it's also true that dogs get that way somehow.

This is why we won't allow ourselves to have a dog yet. We don't have the time to make the effort & be consistent.

This is why we don't have a second dog. My boss's dog is old, and having a puppy at work wouldn't work. When his dog goes I can get one because it can come with me Monday and Tues, and be home with Mr. H the rest of the week until Friday.

About dog behavior, we're new dog owners, so Seabiscuit has pretty much learned sit and stay and that's it. In fact, if he ever gets the impression that you want something out of him, he immediately sits, because he figures that's what you always want, which has its disadvantages.

Maxine does this. Not so much because she thinks it's what we want, but it's her magic word. She does not understand why we won't let her do what she wants if she sits first.


Kate P. - Jan 24, 2005 10:58:46 am PST #163 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I think I could swing it though. What time?

Kristin, I'm off work at 5:30, and the show starts at 7:30, so 5:30 or 6 would work best for me. What say you? Also, PUPPY!

I love dropping into Natter on a day when everyone is sharing pet pictures. Totally makes my day. I just got back from my first performance review at this job. It went really well, and yet I still feel kind of down. What's up with that? We discussed some of my concerns, I got many accolades and a few gentle reminders. I should be happier about this than I am, but I still can't stifle the part of me that wants to hear nothing but "You're WONDERFUL and AMAZING! Nobody else is half as good as you! You're the best employee we've ever had! Have a 50% raise!"


bon bon - Jan 24, 2005 11:00:25 am PST #164 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

My fave pizza that I haven't had in yonks would be Round Table Pizza's gourmet veggie. Everyone dug it in college.

Artichoke hearts, zucchini, spinach, mushrooms, Roma tomatoes, red & green onions, Italian herb seasoning, and lots of chopped garlic. Baked with a blend of 3 cheeses on our Creamy Garlic Sauce.

It's actually impossible to find chicago deep dish here, but I prefer it to thin crust.


sarameg - Jan 24, 2005 11:00:58 am PST #165 of 10002

She does not understand why we won't let her do what she wants if she sits first.

This is true of toddlers too....


brenda m - Jan 24, 2005 11:01:41 am PST #166 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

She does not understand why we won't let her do what she wants if she sits first.

Heh. That's Lucy all right.