Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.

'Time Bomb'


Buffista Fic 2: They Said It Couldn't Be Done.

[NAFDA] Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Fay - Feb 10, 2005 4:30:14 am PST #47 of 1103
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

( continues...)

“Why do you do this?”

Clean water tumbles into the bowl, sweet and clear and new, and when it is full she sets it back in its place, then looks at it consideringly.

“It has to be changed,” she says. There is a little pause. He nods, and steps carefully over a plastic scythe to replace the teddy bear on its patched throne before crossing to join her.

“This is a very small bowl,” he says unexpectedly, running one slim fingertip around the thick glass rim. She looks at him askance. “I was once confined thus,” he explains.”I – did not enjoy it.” His words are hesitant, although whether from fear of giving offence or from inability to recall, she cannot say.

“Well, duh,” she says sharply, rolling her eyes. “But you, my dear, are Dream of the Endless. You were bound in a nutshell when you should have been king of infinite space. Kind of thing. These little guys are goldfish, and they have all the memory and intellect of – well, goldfish.” Very carefully she tips the Snoopy mug and lowers it back into the water. The fish swirl out, gold scales glinting, tiny mouths agape. She picks up a little tub and sprinkles flakes of fish food onto the surface. The fish dart after it. “See? Happy. Not particularly bright, but happy.” She returns the ‘No Fishing’ sign carefully, and smiles. Dream watches it all, and she is surprised to see that he still looks slightly troubled. “It bothers you?” she asks again, looking at him more closely. He shrugs, and one corner of his mouth twitches a little.

“You think me foolish. I know that they do not suffer here, my sister, but still I can taste their small dreams. It gives me no pleasure to see any creature imprisoned so. Your pardon. I mean no criticism. This is your domain.”

“My word, little brother,” she says softly, really looking at him for the first time. “You have changed.”

He shrugs, and looks away. “So I am told,” he says, his tone unexpectedly dry, and she is surprised into a gurgle of laughter. It occurs to her to wonder, for the first time, whether this aspect of Dream will accrue names the way Morpheus did, and whether he will be any wiser with his heart. She realises that she is going to enjoy finding out.

“Take them,” she says impulsively, picking up the bowl and passing it to him so hurriedly that water slops over the side and puddles on the floor. Dream’s fingers are cool where they brush against hers and he looks startled for the first time since his arrival as he accepts the cumbersome gift. He cradles the bowl awkwardly against his narrow chest. His shirt is wet.

“You are giving them to me?”

“Call it a birthday present, or a welcome present, or something. I don’t know. I’m not very good with pets, really – I think you’ll look after them better than I do, Dream. Give them a fishpond, or a river, or an ocean or something.” She knows a moment of uncertainty, and then the enormous smile that breaks out on his face tells her that this was the right thing to do.

“There are ponds in the Labyrinth,” he tells her, peering into the bowl. He is still smiling. “Oh, not all of them are appropriate for small swimmers like these – the kraken would frighten them, mermaids would eat them at once. But there are quieter places, with green depths and interesting currents. Yes. I can carve a little place for their dreams.”

He turns to go, and she finds herself unexpectedly sorry. “What was it you wanted to see me about?” she asks.

He glances back over his shoulder, his face half hidden by the chaos of hair, and for a moment he is quite still. “Nothing,” he says at last. He turns again, so that he is facing her properly. There is a look on his face that she does not recognise. “Nothing specific. I was – lonely, I suppose.” She doesn’t have any idea what to say to that. “Matthew told me that the awkward silences would be the best part of our meeting, after the wake. In truth, it was not a comfortable meal.”

“No. Well, we’re never at our best at these big family gatherings, are we?” she says, remembering Despair’s tentative kindness and Desire’s (continued...)


Fay - Feb 10, 2005 4:30:19 am PST #48 of 1103
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

( continues...) brittle jibes. She had done her best to welcome him, and meant it sincerely, but still she had been painfully aware of who he was not.

“I am myself,” he says, echoing her thought. “But I am also him. Or – he and I are both expressions of the same self. I remember some things. Whisps of things. I remember you.” He shrugs, carefully, holding the glass bowl like something unspeakably precious. “I am not him, but – I should like us to be friends.”

“So should I,” she says, meaning it. His smile is dazzling.

“Then we shall make it so.”


Anne W. - Feb 10, 2005 4:52:36 am PST #49 of 1103
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Fay, I don't have time to do a machete-level beta, but on a quick read-through, nothing jumped out at me as needing fixing. I love the throwaway line about Destruction becoming Change--it makes sense given Sandman canon, but it was never spelled out, correct?

I love the way you portray the new Dream. The line about the Einstein hair was perfect.


Karl - Feb 10, 2005 5:14:23 am PST #50 of 1103
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Death watches her curiously.

You want 'Dream watches her ...' here, I think.

“You mean a tip,” she says, smiling.

A 'tip' in British English is a 'dump' in American English, I believe? Death speaks more in a more American style, generally, for all that Mr Gaiman is British, so far as I know. Perhaps this is Brit-picking in reverse, but it jumps out at me.

It's lovely, Fay. I eagerly look forward to more of it.


erikaj - Feb 10, 2005 5:16:57 am PST #51 of 1103
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod.(I need to finish reading the Gaiman...damn the murders being so distracting.)


Lyra Jane - Feb 10, 2005 5:18:47 am PST #52 of 1103
Up with the sun

FWIW, erika, in S4 Claire does have a lesbian flirtation. She doesn't get into the sex aspect of it, which kills the relationship, but I can believe it would be different with Faith.


Fay - Feb 10, 2005 5:19:42 am PST #53 of 1103
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Good calls, both. Cheers!

Erika, you so should. Have you read The Doll's House yet? With the Serial Killer Convention? 'Cause I think you'll like it.


erikaj - Feb 10, 2005 5:40:37 am PST #54 of 1103
Always Anti-fascist!

No, I haven't Fay. LJ, seems to me I read that somewhere...maybe it planted the Seed of Porn.


Deena - Feb 10, 2005 6:22:13 am PST #55 of 1103
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

“Sister? I am standing in my gallery, and I hold your sigil in your hand. Will you see me?”

This should be "my hand".

That's really lovely Fay.


erikaj - Feb 10, 2005 6:26:06 am PST #56 of 1103
Always Anti-fascist!

Deena! May I ask you for a solid? May I please request an icon of the Shrub looking blank with the caption "Crime makes you stupid."? Ranking on the Man and Pembleton quotes. Best.Stuff. Ever.