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Buffista Fic 2: They Said It Couldn't Be Done.

[NAFDA] Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


erikaj - May 03, 2020 4:12:19 pm PDT #1059 of 1103
Always Anti-fascist!

"Uh, I don't think it's that kind of transition," Martin said. "Kenneth said he wants to apologize for trying to whack my father-in-law." Martin moved back—Paul always wanted to be too close, even from the time they'd been boys together and Martin had saved him from a seventh-grade ass-kicking.(This was also where Martin found the scary part of himself, besides the guy that wrote song lyrics on his notebooks. So he guessed he owed Paul too.) "So it's Kenneth now?" "Yeah, sure…he texted me. Don't tell him, but I *was* having some trouble putting his name with a face." "Is that safe?" Paul said, fidgeting a little as he always did during emotional conversations. "A guy like that having your number, I mean." "Paul," Martin reminded him. "I'm a guy like that. Leaving that aside, though…I have a special line for…compatriots. Besides, you were going to sell him a trendy loft." " I would have sold you your house," Sperwicki said. "Taken a hit on the commission, too, had you not forsaken us for the fickle charms of the Golden State….You know one thing, though." "What's that?" " If he is apologizing for an attempt on your father-in-law, he never met him." They both laughed, and it felt good, even though the joke wasn't that funny. "I gotta go…I've taken so long picking up this paper, Deb will expect me to be in the next edition." "I wasn't kidding that much… your FIL is a scary dude. Still looks at me as a bed-wetter. If business doesn't pick up, maybe I can take over for Kenneth." "Don't even joke about that!"


Kate P. - Oct 22, 2021 7:45:26 pm PDT #1060 of 1103
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I wrote a thing! [link]

It's a Good Omens story, about 3k words, and it only took me, uh, nine months? Thanks to Steph for looking it over for me. Maybe in another year I'll write something else!


JZ - May 26, 2022 7:15:59 pm PDT #1061 of 1103
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Gggguuuh. After roughly a quarter-century of not being able to finish a single piece of fictional writing in any form or any genre, yesterday I finished my second OFMD fic. Even if it sucks, it at least has a clear arc and a proper end, and I already have a bit of a plot bunny for a third. I can't even... my brain has been so hungry to be in this space, and I've failed so many times in the last 20-mumble years, and now this stupid goofy pirateverse broke something open and I'm hearing stories in my head again. Not just characters or general fuzzy ideas, but clear entire stories. This silly bit of queer romcom fluff gave me a huge vital piece of myself back, and I'm just so stunned I could cry with it.


Beverly - May 28, 2022 2:23:56 am PDT #1062 of 1103
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

(Grinning like crazy watching JZ writing. Also somewhat envious, but that's okay. Go, woman! Write like the wind!)


Karl - May 28, 2022 1:03:13 pm PDT #1063 of 1103
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

So happy to see this, JZ, and the joy it brings you.


JZ - May 28, 2022 5:31:47 pm PDT #1064 of 1103
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thank you, Karl! So very good to see your pixels!


JZ - May 29, 2022 7:38:03 pm PDT #1065 of 1103
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Chapter 2 posted, and I'm almost 2200 words into the third fic (Mary and Stede backstory).


JZ - May 31, 2022 9:47:07 am PDT #1066 of 1103
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

4900 words! So far.


Karl - Jun 02, 2022 11:09:07 am PDT #1067 of 1103
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Woot!


JZ - Jun 02, 2022 5:28:52 pm PDT #1068 of 1103
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Second fic posted through chapter 6, and third one is up to 7300 words.