River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Buffista Fic 2: They Said It Couldn't Be Done.

[NAFDA] Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


JZ - Jun 02, 2022 5:28:52 pm PDT #1068 of 1103
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Second fic posted through chapter 6, and third one is up to 7300 words.


JZ - Feb 07, 2023 11:18:02 am PST #1069 of 1103
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Small squee, and I realize how ridiculously tiny this is but still: Someone recced one of my stories, and I'm all the way up to a whopping 63 kudos plus one comment indicating that the dorkiest pun I've ever made finally found its target audience.


Kate P. - Feb 07, 2023 5:16:13 pm PST #1070 of 1103
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Awesome, JZ! I love when a reader picks out a line that you're really proud of.


erikaj - Mar 25, 2023 10:40:56 am PDT #1071 of 1103
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

I wrote something about Hank at Buffy's funeral sometime ago and thought you should see it. [link]


erikaj - Mar 29, 2023 6:53:07 pm PDT #1072 of 1103
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

Lisa H. asked about Faith/McNulty a long time ago...I started here [link]


erikaj - Apr 06, 2023 3:25:09 pm PDT #1073 of 1103
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

" Bunk," Jimmy said, in that serious tone that was the first sign that Bunk's friend and partner had had more than a few too many. "I can forgive you anything. Except Boz Skaggs." [link]


erikaj - Apr 07, 2023 11:16:35 am PDT #1074 of 1103
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

[link]


erikaj - Apr 13, 2023 10:37:27 am PDT #1075 of 1103
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

More about Faith in Baltimore. [link]


erikaj - Apr 16, 2023 11:47:31 am PDT #1076 of 1103
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

It seemed like the whole bar brightened up once Faith walked back in. Even the Butterface from the fingerprint lab had some color in her cheeks while watching the vampire slayer hold court. Faith put her half-full glass of Jack-and-Coke on the old-fashioned wooden bar so hard that her drink sloshed in the glass. “I’m making my way across the country before I go professional,” she told an eager rookie who still probably polished his badge.

Jimmy watched and then came closer. He raised his eyebrows. “No offense,” he asked, and he looked her over in that way Bunk knew his partner thought was sexy. “ But a professional what?”

Her smile was full of promise as she said “What if I told you I’m a superhero?” She drained her glass as if there were nothing but a little water in it.

“Bullshit,” Jimmy replied, but he looked Faith over. “Is there a cape?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know?”

“Why I asked…” McNulty said. “You have to admit…your arrival here’s a little dramatic.”

“It’s true, Jimmy. You should see what this girl can do with a piece of wood.” Bunk replied.

“I’ll bet.”

“I’ll answer any question…if you beat me at arm-wrestling.”


Karl - Apr 16, 2023 12:09:18 pm PDT #1077 of 1103
Love one another.

Oh, dear. Poor Jimmy has no idea what he's in for.