Buffista Fic 2: They Said It Couldn't Be Done.
[NAFDA] Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
( continues...) passage.
Emma sighed as she let her magic fall away, and heard a short, "Hah!" from the Captain. She glanced over and saw him still peering astern, but with a smile now. She turned back and reached out again.
The next wave parted smoothly, and passed with barely a ripple under the keel. Emma squinted, but the sea had seemingly smoothed out all the way to the storm, a gentle gray-green slope. She sighed again and let the magic subside completely.
Captain Klaus was stroking his beard consideringly. He caught her glance, smiled briefly, and said "
Well,
now." in a voice that sounded both thoughtful and relieved.
"Well, now," Regina echoed, in a very different tone, "it would seem-" She broke off as the lookout's vice called out from above.
"Cap'n! Trough coming!"
Emma jerked around and stared aft again, trying to see what had him in such a panic. For a second, all she could see was a sloping expanse of water; then with a jolt she realized it was sloping down, and down, and down, and then suddenly a wall grew out of the sea. A wall of water, rushing towards them.
For a second she stared with a rushing in her ears, dimly hearing the Captain shouting orders again. Then she shook herself, looking to the side. "Regina?"
"Yes, I think..." Regina's voice trailed off, not able to keep up the light tone. She streched out a hand and glanced over, briefly meeting Emma's gaze. "This will likely be....unnerving."
You talking to me or yourself?
Emma thought as she braced herself and reached for Regina's hand. As their fingers locked, she could feel her power flow down her arm into Regina's, and feel Regina's magic curl into her system. There was a dizzying, almost hallucinatory moment as the energy merged - Emma had a brief flash of dark mist streaming through a cloud of fireworks - then there was a sense of pulses synchronizing and her vision cleared, even as she felt herself
simmer,
like the force inside was about to boil over. The wall of water was closer now, a faint ripple of sea-magic driven forward by a mass of movement-energy like a seething ribbon.
We'll each take a side,
Regina's voice came to her, and they reached out together, touching the wave in the center, grasping the power and drawing it to either side. Time seemed to slow as the water closed in, sinking in the center and spilling over at the side, and Emma pulled with her power and Regina's, and the wave was roaring in her ears, and-
The ship dipped hard, then surged up against them. The magic flailed, its connection lost, then faded completely. The deck lurched under them, then steadied. Emma stared around wildly, then spun towards the bow as she heard a huge crash of surf. In front of the ship, mountains loomed out of the sea, with the remains of the huge wave crashing against their base.
She glanced behind again, but the sea had gone calm, the distant storm now well off to the south. The noise of the waves subsided, leaving only a faint creaking of ropes and timbers. As she looked around, she realized every sailor she could see was staring at her and Regina. The moment stretched, and Emma started to wonder-
"Let's hear it for our ladies!"
The Captain strode forward, waving his hat imperiously. "Let's hear it for the ones who saved us from having to recaulk every seam on this tub!"
After a moment, a ragged cheer went up. The Captain let it go on a moment, then waved his hat again. "So let's get caulking the half of the seams that
did
spring! Helmsman, bring us about before we crash into the shore! Get us heading north again!"
Boudain shouted "Aye sir!" and began spinning the wheel. The first mate began calling orders to the crew in the rigging, sails being furled and opened again. Emma slumped against the rail, tension draining out of her. She heard Regina let out a slow breath next to her.
The Captain watched the hubbub for a moment, then clapped his hat back on. He turned and considered them for a moment, then smiled and simply said, "Thank you," (continued...)
( continues...) before heading off down the deck.
"Well," said Regina briskly. "I suppose that can count as today's lesson." Emma briefly considered dumping her over the side.
TBC
Heaven's in Here
Part Five: Disintegration
I remember it vividly, Max sitting casually in the Justice League headquarters, waiting for us to return. We had no idea he had been pulling strings behind the scenes to bring us all together.
The name is Lord, Batman, he said. Maxwell Lord. And I just thought I'd drop into your secret headquarters and introduce you to your newest member … Booster Gold!
The brass on that man! Is it any wonder we eventually gave into him, let him steer the League into new territory. But at the time, I didn't realize how important that moment was … how it introduced me to two of the most important in my life … the friend who stayed true to the end, and the one who betrayed me. The one who killed me.
I'm already moving toward the crowd, away from the other cops, before I realize what's happening. Few in the crowd notice me. I'm in plain clothes, after all. Just a man walking. But Max can see me. It takes him a moment, but our gazes meet, and he seems to realize I'm coming for him. He begins to back away, begins to run.
This man killed me. HIM. Not Doomsday, D'espero or The Gray Man. Not the Madmen or Carapax or Catalyst. HIM. Max Lord. He murdered ...
I am running now, and so is he. He darts into the crowd, hoping to lose me, but I'm leaping now, bounding over the crowd and bouncing off the walls of buildings. I'm the Blue freaking Beetle! I'm the Blue Beetle and everyone is staring at me. I can hear shouts from the other cops behind me. I ignore them as I leap, flip and land on the other side of the crowd, right in front of my fleeing quarry.
“Howdy, Max!” I say, chipper as I can fake. “Not leaving yet, are we? The party's just starting.”
“Who are you?!?!?” shouts mini-Max, and it's suddenly clear to me that whether his presence here is a coincidence or not, he really is just a teenager here. “Why are you chasing me!?!?”
I brace myself for his mind-control powers, and then remember he didn't have them yet. Got those during the Dominator invasion. Still, he's dangerous. I grab him and pull his arms behind his back, forcing him on his knees to cuff him. I'm hearing shouting. I look up, and Sarah Jane is shouting at me.
“DI KORD!” she's shouting. “What happened? Why are you chasing this boy? Who is he?”
She must have ran after me when I bolted … she's just caught up and is mildly out of breath. But looking at her in the face, I realize how crazy this must look.
“This is Max Lord,” I say, as confidently as I can. I knew him back in the States.” The boy looks visibly confused at that statement. “I need to bring him in for questioning. I'm pretty sure his being here is no coincidence.”
“I go to school here!” shouts the boy, but I don't relent.
“He has something to do with this, Sarah Jane,” I plead. “I'm sure of it.”
She looks into my eyes, and seems to be searching for something. Her lips purse and a stiffness comes over her manner, that small needle of distrust again. Finally, though, she relents.
“All right, Detective Inspector,” she says, bowing to rank if nothing else. “we'll bring the boy in for questioning. In the meantime, they've found the Bashir twins. DCI Hunt is going to be questioning them. You might want to accompany him.”
“I'm sure DCI Hunt can question two teenagers by himself,” I say.
Sarah Jane just sighs.
“That's because you've never seen him question a suspect, before,” she says, glancing then toward the handcuffed Max.
“Of course,” I'm sure you'll do much better,” she quips, before walking back toward the cars.
I follow her, dragging the protesting Max with me. I've caught the guy who killed me. So why the Hell do I suddenly feel guilty?
Oh yes, that's good, chris. I like the chemistry between Emma and Regina here.
I should probably mention, there's not going to be any more Swan Queen in this than in the actual show.
I should probably mention, there's not going to be any more Swan Queen in this than in the actual show.
That's really the best way to do it, for my money: Build from the framework and relationships as they're handed to you. If they're going to morph or change, those changes will present themselves as you write.
Heaven's in Here
Part Six: Dance With the Devil
Hunt having taken off already, I was left to ride back to the station with Smith and Black. I waited in Smith's car while they dealt with getting Max carted back in a patrol car. Which was fine. I needed a moment to catch my breath before heading back into the mess. I still had no idea what was going on. I didn't know if Max being here is a coincidence or not. And if I really did have a life here, I had no idea where I lived.
The crackle of the police radio was lulling me to sleep. Slowly, I drifted off, until I heard a familiar, acerbic voice cut through the static.
So it's true? said a voice that could only be Guy Gardner's. Somebody killed Beetle?
It's true says Diana. Who did it? Guy responds, his voice colder than I think I've heard. And why the Hell are you floating around here with HER … instead of getting the old crew together and kicking their asses?
The conversation goes back and forth, with Guy becoming increasingly belligerent and Diana somehow becoming even more sympathetic. There's a third person there, and I don't need to hear his voice to know who it is.
OK. Look. Shut up, all right says Guy. Yes, you've got a body to die for, and I'll admit, I could stare at that rack for hours. But you're not one of us, so keep out of this, OK?
Diana protests, but it's obvious that Booster's made up his mind.
Look, he says, finally finding his voice. I appreciate everything you've done … more than you can know. You believed Ted when no one else did. But Guy's right. You were never part of our League.
I wake with a start as Smith and Black get back into the car.
“Catching a cat nap?” asks Black. I can get you home If you want a little lie down ...”
“No, no,” I say. “I'm fine. Just been a long day, I reply, but thankfully, no one is in a talkative mood. I stare out the window as Sarah Jane drives, and watch London unfold. Why London? I think. Is it because Max is here?
Guy, Booster, Diana … they're trying to find out what happened. If only I could communicate with them. For a moment, I consider leaving some sort of time capsule or something, but I can't say for certain this is really my world. For one thing, I can't find any trace that the Justice Society ever existed. Even when I was a kid and they were nowhere to be found, you'd see a picture of them somewhere … some old magazine, somebody's framed keepsake in an office. Something. Here, it's like they never existed.
The station is in an uproar, with the three teenagers being brought in. Confusion abounds, as no one seems entirely sure why they were there – particularly Max. But there's something else in the air, too, and it comes to a head as Srgt. Jenkins. Stops me almost as soon as I walk in.
“DI Kord,” she says. “You need to be in interrogation room No. 3. DCI Hunt is interrogating those twins.
“I just need to check ...”
“You don't seem to understand,” she says. “DCI Hunt is interrogating them. That never goes well. Well, maybe once.”
When the seriousness on her face sinks in, I move hurriedly toward the interrogation room, where Hunt is waving his arms menacingly and shouting at the Arab teen.
“All right, Muammar Junior,” shouts Hunt, right in the boy's face. “You're going to tell me what you and your little comrades have been up to, or else I'm going see to it that you have a one way ticket back to wherever you came from ...”
“I'm from London,” says the boy, surprising clam. I'm British, of Egyptian descent, not Libyan.”
“I don't give a flying fuck if you're Ali-fucking Baba and your little Socialite Socialist are your fucking thieves, you ...”
I can't be sure if he was actually going to take the swing, but the machine-gun blasts of racism were enough to get me riled up, and I was in a bad mood already. But however it happened, I was suddenly standing between Hunt and the boy.
“What the Hell do you think you're doing?” I shouted at him. (continued...)
( continues...) “He's just a teenager!”
“That teenager,” said Hunt, “knows something. He either knows where the two missing kids are, or knows why they were taken. He knows why that boy's dead. You can go ahead and report my to D and C if you want – Keats would love another crack at me – but I'm going to find out what's what, and we don't have time to coddle his poor little rich boy sensitivities.”
Hunt towered over me, and maybe it was just because I had heard Guy's voice on the radio, it was clear that this monolithic overreaction was because he was sincerely worried about the kids. Maybe even this kid. Still …
“Let's speak outside,” I said, trying to sound as serious as I could. Hunt just grunted and followed me out to the hallway.
“Look,” I said, “there's a right way and a wrong way to question ..." and suddenly I was pinned against the wall by his hammock hands.
“Don't go lecturing me, you sanctimonious Yankee bastard,” said Hunt, "people like you ….”
I didn't let him finish, but rather grabbed his arm, twisted and threw him against the opposite wall.
“I don't like bullies,” Hunt. “You're probably right about what he knows, but ...”
“But there is a right way and a wrong way,” said a new voice – an English accent, but with a small, imperceptible alien quality to it. “DCI Hunt, DI Kord. he added casually, as though he were just passing them in the hall.
Hunt and I looked up from our confrontation to see a tall, handsome am with a thick shock of blonde hair, watching impassively with his hands behind his back.
“DCS Vale,” said Hunt, and I realized this had to to be some sort of big boss.
“Gene,” said Vale, still eerily calm, all things considered. “I just stopped in to talk to DI Kord.”
“Me?” I asked, dumbfounded.
“Indeed,” said Vale. “We have things to discuss."
It's Already Here
Chapter 4
The remainder of the voyage passed without incident, beyond the occasional exchange of glares during lessons. By the time the Arendelle seawall appeared in the distance, they'd determined that Emma's magic worked sufficiently different from Regina's that they needed to work out a very different set of exercises for her to practice.
Something to work on when we're back in Storybrooke, or at least after we deal with whatever's here in Arendelle,
Emma thought as she leaned against the starboard rail, watching the mountains slide by. Up ahead she could see a gap in the seawall, with the sounds and smells of a town coming from beyond it.
The weather had chilled as they'd travelled north, and the sky was now overcast and grey. The mountain peaks were gleaming with snow, even here in summer. The ship slid forward, slowly curving over to pass through the gate. Emma glanced over as Regina joined her at the rail.
"Do we have a plan, or are we just going to wander into town?"
Regina smiled knowingly. "I conjured up a diplomatic flag last night." She nodded at the mainmast. "It's been flying the whole day. If they have good lookouts, the castle should already have received word, if not," she shrugged, "they'll see it when we dock. In any case, it should get us an escort, and through the gates."
"And, what are we going to tell them?"
"I think the truth will do." Regina blinked innocently in the face of Emma's suspicious scowl. "What?"
Emma started to demand a better explanation, then snapped her mouth shut as the Captain joined them. They were past the gate now, and tacking slowly towards an open dock.
"All packed, miladies?" He smiled with a twinkle in his eye. "Mr Mitchell is eager to get his cabin back, I think."
"We're set to go." Emma smiled back, then glanced up at the sky. "Pity those clear skies didn't follow us up here. I bet these mountains are a real sight in the sun."
He glanced up at the peaks beside the ships. "Aye, I guess they would be." Off Emma's puzzled look he went on, "I've never seen a sunny day here in Arendelle, not in all the years I've been sailing this way. Some say winter has such a grip here, it never quite goes away."
"Huh." Emma peered at the sky again, then gave the Captain a smile as the ship slowed to a crawl. "Well, thanks for putting up with us. I know it wasn't always...." She hesitated.
"Like any sea journey, it had its ups and downs." He looked thoughtful. "At least one time, we were very glad you were on board. Still, it seems we're about to part for good." The ship heaved to a halt several yards from the dock, and lines were cast for the dockmen to catch and pull them up flush.
Regina put in, "Depending on what we find here, we may need ocean passage again."
"If, you know, we haven't put you off travelling with us completely." Regina gave her a scowl.
"I'll keep it in mind," he said dryly. "In the mean time," he peered down the dock as the gangplank was run out, "I believe someone has come to meet you."
Emma followed his gaze, and saw a figure in green livery waiting where the dock joined the shore. He looked rather out of place among the rough-looking dockworkers.
"Ladies." The Captain stepped back and saluted sharply. "I'll tell him to expect you. It's been a pleasure." And he strode off down the gangway, Regina's murmur of thanks following on the breeze.
Emma glanced over at Regina, who was still studying the official on the dock. After a moment, she returned Emma's gaze and said, "Ready, Your Highness?"
Emma blinked. "Uh...sure. Lead on, Your Majesty."
Regina marched smartly down the gangplank, somehow making a pantsuit and coat seem like royal robes.
No sense of magic in the air, so it must be a mental thing.
Emma sighed.
Wonder if she could teach me that, or if it's just keeping the royal attitude on all the time.
They reached the official, a portly, smooth-faced man, just as the Captain headed off, nodding briefly to them as he left. (continued...)
( continues...) The official took a breath-
"I am Regina, Queen-in-exile of the Enchanted Forest, and I request an audience with His Majesty the King at his earliest convenience."
The man stared at her for a moment, looking rather thrown. "Ah. Well- *ahem* , I am Mulroney, diplomatic attache, and I will be pleased to escort you to the castle and convey your request." He glanced at Emma uncertainly. "And, your companion, Your Majesty?"
Regina somehow managed to make a simple hand-wave seem exceedingly condescending. "This is Princess Emma, daughter of Snow White."
Mulroney stared back and forth between them for a moment, which was good because it covered Emma's own double-take. "I....see." He visibly gathered his composure and gestured up the stairs. "If you'll follow me, the castle is just a short walk-"
"Of course." Regina looked at him coolly until he scrambled up the stairs, glancing back as he went. She followed, looking as if the absence of trumpets and rose petals was a minor discourtesy.
Emma stood staring at her for a second, then took off after, bending her head next to Regina's ear. "Next time we're discussing beforehand
which
truth you're going to be telling!"
The castle was built out into the fjord, with a causeway leading to it from the rest of the town, and high stone walls surrounding a courtyard and the main building. Mulroney led them up the steps and inside, leaving them in a small sitting room. He assured them he would send for them as soon as the King gave the word and headed off, taking a packet of papers Regina had said were her "credentials"; Emma suspected her of conjuring them during the walk.
The room was small, but well-furnished and warmed by a fire on the hearth. A maid in the same green livery as Mulroney had brought a pot of tea, and they'd both poured themselves a cup.
Emma eyed her tea, and silently mourned the lack of coffee. She glanced around the room. "This looks more like a manor house than the castles I saw back in the Enchanted Forest."
"Hmmm." Regina studied the ceiling and sipped her tea. "I suspect it's a matter of available materials. The sort of stone used in the walls and courtyard outside may not serve well for building a house. And of course, timber is easier to transport through the mountains."
Emma snorted. "The way Grumpy and the others talk, they can cut any kind of stone and carry it anywhere."
"Well, it's more true than not. But there may not be any dwarves in this part of the world. Once you leave the Forest, you can find magical creatures of all different sorts, and the ones you know may not appear at all."
Emma was eyeing her sidelong and struggling with the urge to try and break through the condescending schoolmarm routine, when Regina put her tea down and stood facing the door, just as Mulroney opened it. He started, then gestured behind him. "The King has requested your presence."
Regina nodded slightly and followed him out; Emma put down her teacup too fast, wincing as it spilled, then headed after them. Mulroney led them down one corridor, then another, and into an audience hall large enough to double as a ballroom.
There were a couple knots of people at the sides of the room, but Mulroney led them straight to the end, where a trio of thrones sat on a dais raised a few steps. Emma studied the man in the frontmost chair as they approached; instead of the robes and tunics she remembered from the Enchanted Forest, he wore a military-style jacket with trousers of matching white. His hair and beard were neatly trimmed, a rich red-brown going to gray at the edges. Behind him were two smaller seats; one was unoccupied, but the other-
Emma nearly stumbled in recognition. The girl's gown was pleated sea-green instead of flowing ice-blue, but the shape of her face and the shade of her white-blonde hair matched Elsa's too closely for coincidence.
No question we've found the right family. I guess this is Queen Anna's daughter? Looks like she's a few years younger than her aunt, maybe just (continued...)