This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


DavidS - Dec 10, 2006 7:50:43 pm PST #9223 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now, see, that post would be deleted, Hec.

Well, see, I'd spice it up for them so that the people who got to see it pre-deletion got their money's worth. Like...

"Those fucktard ass polyps! They give anal leakage a bad name!"


Allyson - Dec 10, 2006 7:52:57 pm PST #9224 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You have to add some threats to it as well.


Monique - Dec 10, 2006 7:58:21 pm PST #9225 of 10001

Allyson's offerin' to buy me a ticket for Christmas to one of Booster's events next year now that the site's back up. Which one should I choose? The $869 Neptune Noir pass, or the $859 Booster Bash 2 pass?

I can expect to see you all there, too, yes?


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2006 8:02:09 pm PST #9226 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Booster Bash has three celebrities--I think you should get that one.


Allyson - Dec 10, 2006 8:02:43 pm PST #9227 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

There's priority seating!

Sounds like a great deal. I think I'll pay in cash.


Monique - Dec 10, 2006 8:05:05 pm PST #9228 of 10001

Booster Bash has three celebrities--I think you should get that one.

So is there some sort of scale to determine when I'll feel I've earned $300 of entertainment from each celebrity?

I should start planning out what to wear...


machall - Dec 10, 2006 8:42:35 pm PST #9229 of 10001
"Would you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?" - Doctor Who

Good to hear the weekend turned out well despite BE's screw up. Cheers for the Big Damn Heroes and the Big Damn Fans that all pitched in to pull it off.

This is why I fell in love with the series... and bought a "loaner" copy of the DVDs... and saw the movie a ridiculous number of times... and bought all the merchandise... and hang out on boards like this...


Kevin - Dec 10, 2006 9:27:29 pm PST #9230 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I'm going to fucking explode over than Booster website. Seriously.

On Friday, when the shit was really hitting the fan, Vicki posted a very public resignation letter. Saying her lawyers were resigning her from the company. All manner of shit went on, and now that the weekend has been a success beyond wildest wet dreams, they've come back online -- with Vicki back.

I'm So. Pissed. Off.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 11, 2006 1:32:54 am PST #9231 of 10001
What is even happening?

Now, see, that post would be deleted, Hec.
Oh, now see that wants to be COMMed, but it actually is not funny without the context, and posting the context makes it too long, and I don't want to COMM Be Excrement's words, anyhow.
Allyson's offerin' to buy me a ticket for Christmas to one of Booster's events next year now that the site's back up. Which one should I choose? The $869 Neptune Noir pass, or the $859 Booster Bash 2 pass?

Monique, why choose? Allyson is an author. All authors are rich.

I'm going to fucking explode over than Booster website. Seriously.
Oh, yeah. And, um...INCONVENIENCE?

They're...I can't really think of a word bad enough right now, but that's what they are.


Monique - Dec 11, 2006 4:04:51 am PST #9232 of 10001

Monique, why choose? Allyson is an author. All authors are rich.

Actually, I'm delighted to report that another friend stepped up and offered to buy me a LIFETIME BOOSTER PASS! Yes, that's right, for just $5,000 of someone else's money, I'll be able to party with the stars for the rest of my LIFE!

I promise to post photos after every future Booster event.