Spike: Lots of fuss over one girl. Other things to do around here--important things. Angel: You know that whoosh thing you do when you're suddenly not there anymore? I love that.

'Unleashed'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


arby - Mar 04, 2005 10:03:01 am PST #854 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

I thought it was pretty good actually - but soooo scary. I couldn't sleep the night I watched that.

It was the kind of way I'd like to deal with a zombie attack.

Yeah, Sarah Polley's character was so sharp - really quick on the uptake. I liked it that she wasn't standing around going "Oh my god, what's happening, how can this be" for like half the movie, the way the lead actress often does in horror flicks.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2005 10:09:45 am PST #855 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Would a sledgehammer be the best weapon to have for a zombie attack, assuming limited/nonexistent supplies of handgun ammo?


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 10:12:15 am PST #856 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It depends on how fast the zombies are at evading attack. If they're really slow, then a sledgehammer would work well. If not, then I think some sort of sword (used for decapitation) would work better. Maybe a Samurai sword?


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2005 10:33:46 am PST #857 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hmmm. I frankly wouldn't be very confident of being able to decapitate a standing opponent very easily, particularly if the opponent was fast-moving.


brenda m - Mar 04, 2005 10:36:07 am PST #858 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Grenade.


Nutty - Mar 04, 2005 11:19:17 am PST #859 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

But, you can only use a grenade once. I am thinking, something like a long-handled broom, with something spiky on the end, to make the zombies keep clear of my personal bubble. Because, depending on the Rules of Zombiedom, just one touch could be the thing that turns you undead.

Maybe one of those Asterisk-on-a-Chain dealies, like the Witch-king had. What are those?


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 11:21:51 am PST #860 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe one of those Asterisk-on-a-Chain dealies, like the Witch-king had. What are those?

Are you thinking of the morning star flail?


Nutty - Mar 04, 2005 11:29:04 am PST #861 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

That was what I had in mind. Although, looking at it, I wonder how you ensure that the asterisk part, upon gouging into zombie body, does not get stuck upon same and render the weapon immediately useless.

But maybe that is a problem with all stabby weapons, huh?


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 11:29:49 am PST #862 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are you thinking of the morning star flail?

I just wanna walk onto the train in the morning carrying one of those, with a crazy look in my eyes....


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 11:33:40 am PST #863 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wonder how you ensure that the asterisk part, upon gouging into zombie body, does not get stuck upon same and render the weapon immediately useless.

The advantage to using it on zombies is that they're a bit looser than the not-ever-dead. Bits come off much more easily.

In more seriousness, in a knife fight it's very easy to get cut and not even know it until later. So the weapon getting stuck hasn't proved to be an overriding consideration.