Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.

'Objects In Space'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Nutty - Mar 04, 2005 11:19:17 am PST #859 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

But, you can only use a grenade once. I am thinking, something like a long-handled broom, with something spiky on the end, to make the zombies keep clear of my personal bubble. Because, depending on the Rules of Zombiedom, just one touch could be the thing that turns you undead.

Maybe one of those Asterisk-on-a-Chain dealies, like the Witch-king had. What are those?


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 11:21:51 am PST #860 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe one of those Asterisk-on-a-Chain dealies, like the Witch-king had. What are those?

Are you thinking of the morning star flail?


Nutty - Mar 04, 2005 11:29:04 am PST #861 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

That was what I had in mind. Although, looking at it, I wonder how you ensure that the asterisk part, upon gouging into zombie body, does not get stuck upon same and render the weapon immediately useless.

But maybe that is a problem with all stabby weapons, huh?


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 11:29:49 am PST #862 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are you thinking of the morning star flail?

I just wanna walk onto the train in the morning carrying one of those, with a crazy look in my eyes....


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2005 11:33:40 am PST #863 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wonder how you ensure that the asterisk part, upon gouging into zombie body, does not get stuck upon same and render the weapon immediately useless.

The advantage to using it on zombies is that they're a bit looser than the not-ever-dead. Bits come off much more easily.

In more seriousness, in a knife fight it's very easy to get cut and not even know it until later. So the weapon getting stuck hasn't proved to be an overriding consideration.


Nutty - Mar 04, 2005 12:00:26 pm PST #864 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think if you did not notice you'd been smacked by a giant steel asterisk, you would have to be a zombie.

But, point taken. Just because I can inevitably get a knife stuck in a carrot while trying to chop said carrot does not mean that this is inevitable for everyone under all circumstances.

But, when the carrots attack, don't let me be the one with the knife.


DXMachina - Mar 04, 2005 12:03:10 pm PST #865 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

But, when the carrots attack, don't let me be the one with the knife.

And yet you think you could take a cheetah...


Nutty - Mar 04, 2005 12:06:13 pm PST #866 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

No comment.

...without weapons, I could easily kill a carrot. Stomping on a carrot is not exactly rocket science, and it is both smaller and slower than a cheetah. It is just with weapons in hand that I become useless.


Kalshane - Mar 04, 2005 12:07:54 pm PST #867 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I thought a shotgun was the zombie-killing weapon of choice. Or is that video game logic versus movie logic?

Though if we're talking about cleaving parts off, a battle axe is probably the way to go. Though a katana is good choice too and probably handles better. The axe would just have less maintenance issues.


DXMachina - Mar 04, 2005 12:10:51 pm PST #868 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

A shotgun is more likely to take off body parts without getting close to the zombie, so probably.