I blame Wisconsin.
Where do I buy this tee-shirt?
Glory: Lesson number one, Vampires equal impure! Spike: Damn right I'm impure, I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow!
'Dirty Girls'
Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains
Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
Gus - Feb 18, 2005 11:03:59 am PST #737 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
tommyrot - Feb 18, 2005 11:10:22 am PST #738 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When I was in high school, I took one of those "Escape to Wisconsin" bumper stickers, cut out the "to" and stuck it on my parents' Mercury Marquis. I also put a WAPL (an AOR station) and a Pink Floyd - The Wall sticker on that car.
Now I wonder why my parents never said anything about the stickers.
DXMachina - Feb 18, 2005 11:11:35 am PST #739 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
When I was in high school, I took one of those "Escape to Wisconsin" bumper stickers, cut out the "to" and stuck it on my parents' Mercury Marquis. I also put a WAPL (an AOR station) and a Pink Floyd - The Wall sticker on that car.
A friend of mine had one of these bumper stickers, but he cut out the "Wiscon" part.
tommyrot - Feb 18, 2005 11:12:40 am PST #740 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
See, that my parents would have objected to....
Gus - Feb 18, 2005 11:13:23 am PST #741 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
"Escape to Sin"
I could do that.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 18, 2005 11:28:26 am PST #742 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Meanwhile, I do the boring stuff.
Non-boring stuff you've done includes getting bitten by a monkey and coming home to discover a squatter had taken over your house. Are you really going to wish for a more interesting life, Gus?
Gus - Feb 18, 2005 11:42:54 am PST #743 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Tries to wrench this back forcibly to Firefly...
The Chinese pictogram for "trouble" depicts "two women in one house.", implying that trouble will follow this situation.
The ultimate Chinese curse is "May you live in interesting times," implying that trouble closely attends interesting times.
My life has never been that interesting. Dang it.
aurelia - Feb 18, 2005 4:24:57 pm PST #744 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
So the next time Gus is out of town, we get two go-go dancers to move into his place?
Kathy A - Feb 18, 2005 5:30:21 pm PST #745 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
And they can go-go to the tune of an organ grinder with a dancing monkey!!
(Gus, you do realize that, many decades from now at your funeral, Buffistas will be putting stuffed monkeys into your coffin, don't you?)
Gus - Feb 18, 2005 10:30:22 pm PST #746 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Sure. Send me to plush monkey hell.
My nomination for Incredibly Obscure Tee-Shirt of the Week: "Plush Monkey Hell" (white comic-sans letters on black shirt)
I am not sleeping because I am about to drive about 80 miles to pick up my goilfriend at the Minneapolis airport. She has finally broken loose from her latest science coma* long enough to get on a plane to come stay at Casa Gus for a few months.
I am all excited, and stuff.
- A "science coma" is that thing that happens when you get an idea that makes you forget to eat for a while.