When I was in high school, I took one of those "Escape to Wisconsin" bumper stickers, cut out the "to" and stuck it on my parents' Mercury Marquis. I also put a WAPL (an AOR station) and a Pink Floyd - The Wall sticker on that car.
Now I wonder why my parents never said anything about the stickers.
When I was in high school, I took one of those "Escape to Wisconsin" bumper stickers, cut out the "to" and stuck it on my parents' Mercury Marquis. I also put a WAPL (an AOR station) and a Pink Floyd - The Wall sticker on that car.
A friend of mine had one of these bumper stickers, but he cut out the "Wiscon" part.
See,
that
my parents would have objected to....
Meanwhile, I do the boring stuff.
Non-boring stuff you've done includes getting bitten by a monkey and coming home to discover a squatter had taken over your house. Are you really going to wish for a more interesting life, Gus?
Tries to wrench this back forcibly to Firefly...
The Chinese pictogram for "trouble" depicts "two women in one house.", implying that trouble will follow this situation.
The ultimate Chinese curse is "May you live in interesting times," implying that trouble closely attends interesting times.
My life has never been that interesting. Dang it.
So the next time Gus is out of town, we get two go-go dancers to move into his place?
And they can go-go to the tune of an organ grinder with a dancing monkey!!
(Gus, you do realize that, many decades from now at your funeral, Buffistas will be putting stuffed monkeys into your coffin, don't you?)
Sure. Send me to plush monkey hell.
My nomination for Incredibly Obscure Tee-Shirt of the Week: "Plush Monkey Hell" (white comic-sans letters on black shirt)
I am not sleeping because I am about to drive about 80 miles to pick up my goilfriend at the Minneapolis airport. She has finally broken loose from her latest science coma* long enough to get on a plane to come stay at Casa Gus for a few months.
I am all excited, and stuff.
- A "science coma" is that thing that happens when you get an idea that makes you forget to eat for a while.
Cool Gus. Is the goilfriends idea anything you can share? Or is it in the "yet unpublished needs to wait for peer review" stage?