Well, when you get right down to it, all she really needs is the dress and the photographer.
Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.
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Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
Burrell - Oct 21, 2005 8:31:18 pm PDT #7016 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 8:31:47 pm PDT #7017 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I ... well, they weren't plans, but I figured I'd be four things -- a wife, a mother, a professional and a fighter. This was what I took for granted by the time I was eight.
I have to break 50%, and I'm not the out of wedlock sort. So I might have to take PMM's advice, even if I have to hire him just a wee bit longer.
all she really needs is the dress and the photographer
Nah, because that's too directly comparable to GT, and one always loses that.
Allyson - Oct 21, 2005 8:31:55 pm PDT #7018 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm still all about throwing myself a "never getting married, never having kids" shower.
ita can wear that dress if she wants.
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 8:33:20 pm PDT #7019 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That works too, Allyson! Although I should still get married at some time.
Lee - Oct 21, 2005 8:34:06 pm PDT #7020 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I would so go to ita's fake wedding.
Assuming I am on still on the list.
shrift - Oct 21, 2005 8:34:47 pm PDT #7021 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
when I think of you I totally think pink ruffles and hoop skirts.
msbelle? EAT IT.
Signed,
Could Possibly Be Convinced to Post Pictures, If Bribed
Allyson - Oct 21, 2005 8:36:55 pm PDT #7022 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Can't you just marry another Krav instructor? He'll understand why he'll always be the second favorite thing in your life, and will sometimes have a nice cozy icebath waiting for you when you get home.
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 8:38:52 pm PDT #7023 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm sorry, ita can't come to the keyboard right now. Her brain has just exploded. She will reply to your post as soon as she cleans up all the little pieces.
Kat - Oct 21, 2005 8:38:56 pm PDT #7024 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ita, you should have a wedding even if you have to hire a groom stand in, just for the pictures.
And, you know, it seems totally easy for her to get someone with an iMDB entry already.
msbelle - Oct 21, 2005 8:46:36 pm PDT #7025 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
shrift, I feel so close to you right now.