I work with middle school kids, right? Very few people change their names more than they do.
Notice I know you, I know your real name, I've seen the iterations and here, yet I still I address you how you want to be addressed.
I would never think to write about you as "Perkins" because it's a giant fuck you. The quotation marks are about questioning your ability to define your persona.
It's rude.
unless ita is the one to shorten it?
Honestly, I have no idea what's up with that.
It's like a peculiar compulsion that chops the word off 50% of the time I try and type it. I can't help myself.
I honestly don't mind the Perk, though I think frequent Perks or Perky would bug. If they did, I would say so.
I was tempted to chase you around the 'net, saying, "Perky! Perky!" But I just noticed your tagline.
The Boss has saved you from a terrible fate.
Hey now. The Boss only gets you so much.
Speaking of The Boss, did you see that they're releasing a special 3-Disc set for the 30th anniversary of Born to Run's release?
I figured that would be pushing it.
I did notice that, and I think I am going to need to buy it.
Soon.