Oh!
Brenda knows me.
Yes, it is more likely that I would run off and get married than it is that I would sign a mortgage agreement.
I have not done either of these things.
Somehow, this is all Cindy's fault.
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Oh!
Brenda knows me.
Yes, it is more likely that I would run off and get married than it is that I would sign a mortgage agreement.
I have not done either of these things.
Somehow, this is all Cindy's fault.
I'm not married, and yet have a mortgage.
I'm not married, don't have a mortgage, and don't have a penguin.
And now, the lack of penguin on top of tommyrot's TV set will not explode....
tommyrot has penguin. It is a plushy. I am calling him on this.
I do have a stuffed Opus doll. He's carrying a heart that says "Penguin Lust" on it. I also have two stuffed sharks, a pterodactyl, and a Kenny doll.
See?
No, really, do you see? 'Cuz I lost track of why penguin-having was important.
I have a plush penguin, who was made to hawk ice somewhere in the southern USA.
I also have a plush Pink Panther and a ghost beenie baby.
What?
How about those Firefly crewmembers, no penguins there, I betcha ... in a way that wrenches the discussion back to the pre-penguin topic.
I think I need a plush Reaver.