Buffy ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
Bev, I have been really craptastic about my email for the last month or so. Also, I confess that there is a CD in my outbox with a sticky-note on it that says "Bev!". It got buried under a bunch of stuff. I am not really sure what is on it.
I am reasonably sure it is not porn.
t contemplates sending T!C a check to cover babysitters and movie tickets
t ... decides that T!C's DH can put together his own frackin' dates, thank you very much.
Awright, Gus is paying my mortgage! Gus, I don't care what color your blood is, as long as your money is green.
I just wanted to come in here and celibrate my love of the 'Verse. Now I have a mortgage, and a sort of guilty feeling that I may not have met my promises.
Holy Smokes! I am married.
The what now???
The what now???
Which what? This one, or the other one?
Actually, coming from you, I think I'd be more surprised if you took on a mortgage than if you ran off and got married.
Oh!
Brenda knows me.
Yes, it is more likely that I would run off and get married than it is that I would sign a mortgage agreement.
I have not done either of these things.
Somehow, this is all Cindy's fault.
I'm not married, and yet have a mortgage.
I'm not married, don't have a mortgage, and don't have a penguin.
And now, the lack of penguin on top of tommyrot's TV set will not explode....