It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


§ ita § - Oct 10, 2005 11:33:04 am PDT #6248 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What is So Cal's Leisure World?

My main Reaver beef is -- if they had to visually disguise the ship, why stand there, bright and unriven as the day is long, in the cockpit? At least get tints, yo.


tommyrot - Oct 10, 2005 11:33:35 am PDT #6249 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It could be the story of a misfit Reaver boy who doesn't want a life of rape, canabalism and unconventional upholstery, but instead wants to be a dentist.


brenda m - Oct 10, 2005 11:34:35 am PDT #6250 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

And not the kind who rips people's teeth out just for kicks.


Dana - Oct 10, 2005 11:34:47 am PDT #6251 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You'll be a dentist!
You have a talent for causing things pain!


tommyrot - Oct 10, 2005 11:35:57 am PDT #6252 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh. Musical sadistic dentist x-post.


tommyrot - Oct 10, 2005 11:36:46 am PDT #6253 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I would think that eating raw flesh would be kinda' hard on one's teeth, even if said teeth belonged to a mutant.


§ ita § - Oct 10, 2005 11:39:01 am PDT #6254 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would think that eating raw flesh would be kinda' hard on one's teeth, even if said teeth belonged to a mutant.

Having eaten beef sashimi, it doesn't have to be. And if I were in the throes of space 'roid rage, it'd be nothing.


bon bon - Oct 10, 2005 11:41:33 am PDT #6255 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What is So Cal's Leisure World?

Well, there's apparently more than one, but it's a big retirement community. It always cracked me up as a name. Leisure World! I don't know why it sounds so dated, but it does.

ETA: there are 18,000 residents averaging 78 years of age, according to the fact sheet.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 10, 2005 11:47:53 am PDT #6256 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My enthusiasm for seeing more and more screenings cooled further this afternoon when I realized that the 5 string notes that have been earworming me all day long are from the Odie Bar commercial that makes River go batshit. The cutesy international characters singing along should have tipped me off that it was going to be difficult to get out of my brain back when I first saw it in the theater...


Jesse - Oct 10, 2005 11:50:14 am PDT #6257 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's a Leisure World in the suburbs of DC, too.