Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


manzo - Oct 10, 2005 2:01:58 am PDT #6193 of 10001
If we're really lucky, they'll do it in that order...

From the same forum:

Looks like it's #1 in Ireland as well


Jars - Oct 10, 2005 2:18:31 am PDT #6194 of 10001

We rule.


Theodosia - Oct 10, 2005 3:32:52 am PDT #6195 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

At least there are some sane countries out there....


Topic!Cindy - Oct 10, 2005 4:32:35 am PDT #6196 of 10001
What is even happening?

Who'd have thought the British Isles would have a higher per capita of Geek than the U.S.?

Okay, everyone, but that's beside the point.


manzo - Oct 10, 2005 4:48:19 am PDT #6197 of 10001
If we're really lucky, they'll do it in that order...

Hey! I object! It's not like my mere presence on this board is proof of my geekiness...

Ah, who am I trying to kid. ;)


Topic!Cindy - Oct 10, 2005 5:13:29 am PDT #6198 of 10001
What is even happening?

Well, you say geek like it's a bad thing. In here? Not so much.


Betsy HP - Oct 10, 2005 7:06:18 am PDT #6199 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Utter eradication of any trace of gayness would explain the Reavers' stylistic choices in fashion and decor...

The 'verse needs a Dark!Gay movement. How To Accessorize Your Decaying Corpses. Twelve Clever Things To Do With Facial Mutilations.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 10, 2005 8:59:03 am PDT #6200 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

This is why it's important to accent your murderous person-eating Evil with subtext. Look how stylish Angelus and Drusilla were!


arby - Oct 10, 2005 9:01:05 am PDT #6201 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

Finally caught up. I saw it last Monday, and it killed me ded - in a good way. I thought Wash's death was absolutely brilliant because it hit me where I lived. It made me feel even more intensely for all of them, and I was holding my breath for the entire battle scene because Joss *would* kill them all off. I actually thought Kaylee, Simon and Zoe were dead, because OMG he killed Wash - all bets were off.

I noticed the inconsistencies with the show 'verse, but they didn't bother me so much. I liked Action!Simon - at first I was so confused and thought it was a total mindfuck, like Simon had been evil all along. Then I realized it had to be retcon exposition and just enjoyed the pretty. That staff-like thing that lit up totally reminded me of Gandalf (YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS!!) but it looked really cool. The only thing that was really hard to swallow was the massive 180 in Mal's attitude towards Simon & River. Obviously *something* happened in the intervening time between Objects In Space and the movie, but it was still jarring to see him regressing to this attitude of "they're not crew" when before he had gotten to the point of (grudgingly, but still) accepting them over the course of the series.

Also about the look of the movie, I do have to agree with the critics who said some of the shots were too close for the big screen. I felt like a lot of them were either really tight or really far away - there weren't many middle distance ones, if that makes any sense. (Sure I'm mixing my terminology here, not being a film techie type. But hopefully the point comes across.) So at times I felt a little claustrophobic.

Still - loved it. Best movie I've seen in yonks. I laughed, I cried - better than Cats, better than E.T.. Can't wait to see it again - hopefully I can go this weekend.


arby - Oct 10, 2005 9:11:44 am PDT #6202 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

PS (cold coffee) - Wash's death WAS random, cruel, pointless and heartbreaking. Just like in real life. I'm reminded of Joyce, Tara and Anya - the horror of death is that there's no rhyme or reason to it, and you can't usually see it coming - I hate those big dramatic deaths with the heroizing and dying speeches and what-not (speaking of which, Book's death blew for that very reason) - they're so goddamn fake. Wash's death to me was very realistic - just because they had landed without killing themselves didn't mean the danger was past. They relaxed for a second and BOOM, death caught up to them. And I'm sure (not having been in one myself) that in battle there isn't time for anything, just check that they're not breathing and move on to save the ones you still can. Like in triage. I don't know how anyone can do it, myself, but that's why I'm not a soldier or a trauma surgeon.

OK final ETA, I swear - I almost lost it when Wash died, but it was the pan over the dinosaurs in the cockpit that really got me. That and Zoe, keeping her shit together despite it all.