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Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Betsy HP - Aug 10, 2005 5:58:15 am PDT #4155 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I had issues with that, too. As I learned in geography class, it only makes sense, when you're using expensive transport, to transport high-value per unit weight things. Concrete blocks travel by truck, and they don't travel far. Computer chips travel all around the world by airplane.

Even today, with current technology, people are much more likely to ship bull semen than to ship the actual bull.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2005 5:59:01 am PDT #4156 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm suddenly flashing on Janene Garafolo's Comedy Central ad about the jerky chew rehydrator.


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 6:01:45 am PDT #4157 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Even today, with current technology, people are much more likely to ship bull semen than to ship the actual bull.

You can't sell and butcher semen and have steaks in a few weeks' time.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2005 6:02:18 am PDT #4158 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Even today, with current technology, people are much more likely to ship bull semen than to ship the actual bull.

So bull semen + ? = OTP.


DXMachina - Aug 10, 2005 6:04:16 am PDT #4159 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

You can't sell and butcher semen and have steaks in a few weeks' time.

No, but it's cheaper to ship the steaks than the cattle if that's the plan.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 6:09:49 am PDT #4160 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wonder - if you kick a cow out the airlock just before reentering the atmosphere, would the heat of reentry cook the cow for you?

eta: Maybe "reentry" isn't the best word when you're traveling to other planets....


DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 6:13:14 am PDT #4161 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

maybe "when you hit atmo" ?


Betsy HP - Aug 10, 2005 6:20:59 am PDT #4162 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

No, but it's cheaper to ship the steaks than the cattle if that's the plan.

Yup. There's a lot of waste on a carcass.


Kalshane - Aug 10, 2005 6:25:00 am PDT #4163 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Well, if you don't already have any heffers (is that the right term?) bull semen isn't going to do you much good.

ETA: Basically, I'm willing to handwave that the buyers had need of an actual herd, for whatever reason, rather than simply meat or breeding material.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 10, 2005 6:29:14 am PDT #4164 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, if you don't already have any heffers (is that the right term?) bull semen isn't going to do you much good.

I hear it's used in some wrinkle-fighting face creams, so it might not be a total loss even without cows handy.