Well, if you don't already have any heffers (is that the right term?) bull semen isn't going to do you much good.
I hear it's used in some wrinkle-fighting face creams, so it might not be a total loss even without cows handy.
See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
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Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains
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Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 10, 2005 6:29:14 am PDT #4164 of 10001
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DXMachina - Aug 10, 2005 6:39:00 am PDT #4165 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Yup. There's a lot of waste on a carcass.
Not to mention the waste on the floor.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 6:40:14 am PDT #4166 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OTOH, you can use the carcass to make leather jackets and Jello.
§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 6:50:06 am PDT #4167 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And the rest is soup.
Scrappy - Aug 10, 2005 6:53:57 am PDT #4168 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Or glue.
DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 7:40:25 am PDT #4169 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
or Jell-O!
Calli - Aug 10, 2005 7:45:14 am PDT #4170 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
There's always room for pulverized, freeze-dried, fruit-flavored cow bits! Mmmmmm.
Eddie - Aug 10, 2005 12:10:46 pm PDT #4171 of 10001
Your tag here.
Not to mention the waste on the floor.
...plus the methane buildup in an enclosed area like a spaceship.
::handwaves the science frantically::
It's, um, an alternate fuel source for Serenity... yeah, that's it. Plus, a great buzz once you get past the smell and the random explosions.
DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 12:34:52 pm PDT #4172 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
...plus the methane buildup in an enclosed area like a spaceship.
Atmospheric cleansing. Hey, the gasses given off by humans have to be dealt with, on a smaller scale...
Kat - Aug 10, 2005 12:47:42 pm PDT #4173 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Plus, a great buzz once you get past the smell and the random explosions.
Can't believe I know this... most of the methane from a cow actually is from when they are chewing their cud. It's more a front end emission and not a back end, as it were.