Is there a ZipLoc bag big enough to hold a cow?
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tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 5:54:03 am PDT #4151 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 5:54:41 am PDT #4152 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Freeze-dried cow - just add water.
Calli - Aug 10, 2005 5:55:58 am PDT #4153 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I think that's called "soup", tommyrot.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 5:57:51 am PDT #4154 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yes, but I think that in The Future, they will have mastered the technology of freeze-dried cow reanimators.
Betsy HP - Aug 10, 2005 5:58:15 am PDT #4155 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I had issues with that, too. As I learned in geography class, it only makes sense, when you're using expensive transport, to transport high-value per unit weight things. Concrete blocks travel by truck, and they don't travel far. Computer chips travel all around the world by airplane.
Even today, with current technology, people are much more likely to ship bull semen than to ship the actual bull.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2005 5:59:01 am PDT #4156 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm suddenly flashing on Janene Garafolo's Comedy Central ad about the jerky chew rehydrator.
DCJensen - Aug 10, 2005 6:01:45 am PDT #4157 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Even today, with current technology, people are much more likely to ship bull semen than to ship the actual bull.
You can't sell and butcher semen and have steaks in a few weeks' time.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 10, 2005 6:02:18 am PDT #4158 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Even today, with current technology, people are much more likely to ship bull semen than to ship the actual bull.
So bull semen + ? = OTP.
DXMachina - Aug 10, 2005 6:04:16 am PDT #4159 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
You can't sell and butcher semen and have steaks in a few weeks' time.
No, but it's cheaper to ship the steaks than the cattle if that's the plan.
tommyrot - Aug 10, 2005 6:09:49 am PDT #4160 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wonder - if you kick a cow out the airlock just before reentering the atmosphere, would the heat of reentry cook the cow for you?
eta: Maybe "reentry" isn't the best word when you're traveling to other planets....