Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


§ ita § - Jun 09, 2005 9:57:00 am PDT #3014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, when amych and amyth post in quick succession, both quoting the same post ... well, it's kinda like old times.


Kalshane - Jun 09, 2005 9:58:33 am PDT #3015 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Are there that many of us?

It makes me want to do the math. How many people does a smallish movie theatre seat? 300? So 35 cities x300 seats= 10,500. Not a whole lot of people, all things considered.

Still, if you count the $10 per ticket and the first two screenings of 10 cities each, the movie has already made $165,000 over 3 months before the release date. Chump change in the movie business, but fairly impressive nonetheless.


Kalshane - Jun 09, 2005 10:00:33 am PDT #3016 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Dude! And sold out already? How is that possible? *boggles*

Someone on a mailing list said she talked to the Chicago theatre manager and was told the tickets sold out here in 30 seconds. I think that might be overestimating a bit, but I know they went really quick.


amyth - Jun 09, 2005 10:04:03 am PDT #3017 of 10001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Okay, when amych and amyth post in quick succession, both quoting the same post ... well, it's kinda like old times.

::sniff:: It is, isn't it? I have my own office now, and the privacy that affords. Hmmm...


Kiba Rika - Jun 09, 2005 10:04:45 am PDT #3018 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

Thank you amyth. We shall have grand times! Also I really don't fancy the idea of coming back from Charlotte by myself that late at night, cuz sleepy. Being a teacher is good at times like these, with the summer off.


tommyrot - Jun 09, 2005 10:05:57 am PDT #3019 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It makes me want to do the math. How many people does a smallish movie theatre seat? 300? So 35 cities x300 seats= 10,500. Not a whole lot of people, all things considered.

Yeah, but those 10,500 people are devoted enough to be hitting refresh every minute or so. So there must be a lot more not-quite-as-devoted fans, plus some more just-as-devoted,-just-not-as-lucky fans....


Frankenbuddha - Jun 09, 2005 10:09:42 am PDT #3020 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

How many people does a smallish movie theatre seat? 300?

It wasn't in a small theater for the last Boston show - it was in one of the big two. No idea what the capacity is though.


amych - Jun 09, 2005 10:10:28 am PDT #3021 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

amyth, hon, I'm gonna have to pass, in spite of my most valiant attempts to persuade myself otherwise. I'm already missing some work that week, and there's just no way I can get back at 4 am and still function. Wah.

Being a teacher is good at times like these, with the summer off.

Ppbbbbbbt.


amyth - Jun 09, 2005 10:15:01 am PDT #3022 of 10001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

amyth, hon, I'm gonna have to pass, in spite of my most valiant attempts to persuade myself otherwise. I'm already missing some work that week, and there's just no way I can get back at 4 am and still function. Wah.

Crushing sadness! Seriously. But I understand. I had a meeting with my boss earlier in the week where I essentially said, "I know you're taking the 24th off, and so is J., but if I get tickets to this thing, I'm taking the 24th off and I'm taking smonster with me." Considering this will leave no one in the office except for our temp who starts on Monday, she was surprisingly cool about it. Thank dog for the temp!


Jon B. - Jun 09, 2005 10:15:34 am PDT #3023 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

No idea what the capacity is though.

In Boston, it was six hundred something. Might not be in one of the big theaters this time, though.