There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


DebetEsse - May 26, 2005 8:39:29 am PDT #2492 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

t sits by Dana


Jars - May 26, 2005 8:51:23 am PDT #2493 of 10001

I'm throwing my lot in with Dana. Everbody sucks except us. We're lovely and we smell of flowers.


DavidS - May 26, 2005 10:37:45 am PDT #2494 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm throwing my lot in with Dana. Everbody sucks except us. We're lovely and we smell of flowers.

Excellent! I bite all of your fragrant flower scented asses with equal glee.


§ ita § - May 26, 2005 10:40:47 am PDT #2495 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why do you get to pick where to bite?

I think you should bite elbows, myself.


Jon B. - May 26, 2005 10:44:31 am PDT #2496 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Hey! Save some ass for the rest of us taunters.


DavidS - May 26, 2005 10:53:41 am PDT #2497 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think you should bite elbows, myself.

Not nearly so tender! Besides, Dana invited me to bite her and the rest of the invitation was implied (by linguistic precedent) and open to interpretation. It was in no ways limited to the bitee's preference.


Frankenbuddha - May 26, 2005 10:54:41 am PDT #2498 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Contemplates making a full-on taunt. Decides against.

Oh, wait - too late...


§ ita § - May 26, 2005 10:55:54 am PDT #2499 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was in no ways limited to the bitee's preference.

Good luck with that.


JZ - May 26, 2005 10:56:55 am PDT #2500 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Excellent! I bite all of your fragrant flower scented asses with equal glee.

I can't explain it, but this right here is exactly why I married him, my hand to God.


DavidS - May 26, 2005 10:57:16 am PDT #2501 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Good luck with that.

I am not deterred by moving targets and arms waving windmill style.