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Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.

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Jon B. - May 26, 2005 10:44:31 am PDT #2496 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Hey! Save some ass for the rest of us taunters.

DavidS - May 26, 2005 10:53:41 am PDT #2497 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think you should bite elbows, myself.

Not nearly so tender! Besides, Dana invited me to bite her and the rest of the invitation was implied (by linguistic precedent) and open to interpretation. It was in no ways limited to the bitee's preference.

Frankenbuddha - May 26, 2005 10:54:41 am PDT #2498 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Contemplates making a full-on taunt. Decides against.

Oh, wait - too late...

§ ita § - May 26, 2005 10:55:54 am PDT #2499 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was in no ways limited to the bitee's preference.

Good luck with that.

JZ - May 26, 2005 10:56:55 am PDT #2500 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Excellent! I bite all of your fragrant flower scented asses with equal glee.

I can't explain it, but this right here is exactly why I married him, my hand to God.

DavidS - May 26, 2005 10:57:16 am PDT #2501 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Good luck with that.

I am not deterred by moving targets and arms waving windmill style.

Frankenbuddha - May 26, 2005 10:58:32 am PDT #2502 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I am not deterred by moving targets and arms waving windmill style.

So Hec is going to try to bite General Grevious' ass? Weird.

amych - May 26, 2005 11:00:04 am PDT #2503 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Weird.

He's always had his kinks. Who are we to judge?

tommyrot - May 26, 2005 11:07:27 am PDT #2504 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So Hec is going to try to bite General Grevious' ass? Weird.

And what a pert little ass it is: (spoilery):

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bicyclops - May 26, 2005 11:34:52 am PDT #2505 of 10001

Taunting about seeing the Serenity preview - that's so three weeks ago.

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