You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Kiba Rika - May 05, 2005 12:01:29 pm PDT #1932 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

So nice to be able to visit with people without having to shout over guitars.

A-men.

I grew so frustrated with this that I spent the last PBP in the auction room hanging out with Velvet Chain. Missed the speeches and the giant check and everything. It was worth it though, because the Velvet Chain people are so cool.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2005 12:03:59 pm PDT #1933 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Was it PBP 2002 that either Velvet Chain or Four Star Mary staged an amp-blowing protest in response to being asked to mellow it out? I forget which, or perhaps never knew on account of my eyes being vibrated in their sockets like lottery balls by the drumbeat.


Kiba Rika - May 05, 2005 12:11:03 pm PDT #1934 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

It was Four Star Mary.


JZ - May 05, 2005 12:14:49 pm PDT #1935 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I don't want to be spoiled for the movie at all...

Bah. I totally want big, fat, juicy, Buffista-written spoilage. Somebody better be willing to say something in the hardcore spoiler thread after tonight, or I shall petulantly stomp my foot and look menacing. I will. I really will. Don't think I won't.


Kalshane - May 05, 2005 12:31:26 pm PDT #1936 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I don't know about tonight, but I'm certainly going to venture into the currently uncharted territory of the spoiler thread after I regain consciousness tomorrow.


§ ita § - May 05, 2005 12:31:39 pm PDT #1937 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

By hardcore spoiler thread, JZ no doubt means reequeen "Firefly Spoilers" Dec 15, 2004 7:49:58 pm PST and not Perkins "Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World" Apr 23, 2005 9:53:00 am PDT


JenP - May 05, 2005 4:55:36 pm PDT #1938 of 10001

Oh, I forgot it was today. Can't wait to hear about reactions and how the audiences were and all that. So fun.


beekaytee - May 05, 2005 4:56:01 pm PDT #1939 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I totally want big, fat, juicy, Buffista-written spoilage. Somebody better be willing to say something in the hardcore spoiler thread after tonight, or I shall petulantly stomp my foot and look menacing. I will. I really will. Don't think I won't.

There is not enough wrod in the 'verse to cover my support of this statement.

::prepping foot stomping shoes of doom::

please, please, please...spank me with the spoilers...I promise to be good


tommyrot - May 05, 2005 9:07:26 pm PDT #1940 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I give it a thumbs up. I would also recommend this movie to others. I will buy the DVD, should they decide to release one.


Jen - May 05, 2005 9:09:14 pm PDT #1941 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

I just posted a big long plot summary in the Firefly Spoilers thread to which ita linked above. It starts here:

Jen "Firefly Spoilers" May 5, 2005 10:32:38 pm PDT

Caveat lector! Every major plot point I could remember is posted, so don't read it if you want no spoilers or if you want only spoiler-lite.