You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


ChiKat - May 05, 2005 11:09:31 am PDT #1923 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

River is made out of chocolate

My eyes! My eyes! THE SPOILERS!! ACK!


lisah - May 05, 2005 11:11:25 am PDT #1924 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

mmm a chocolate river


§ ita § - May 05, 2005 11:12:17 am PDT #1925 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sexual chocolate?


alienprayer - May 05, 2005 11:25:31 am PDT #1926 of 10001
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

Can you coat hodgeberries in chocolate?


Theodosia - May 05, 2005 11:38:23 am PDT #1927 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Wasn't Chocolate River featured in Willy Wonka?


tommyrot - May 05, 2005 11:39:52 am PDT #1928 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Better yet are the chocolate thingies filled with hodgeberry liquor.


tommyrot - May 05, 2005 11:42:25 am PDT #1929 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wasn't Chocolate River featured in Willy Wonka?

You mean the one that flows along the Hershey Highway?


askye - May 05, 2005 11:45:58 am PDT #1930 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

There is a chocolate river in Willy Wonka. They the lose the first kid when he starts drinking from it. He either falls in or the Ooompa Loompas push him.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2005 12:01:26 pm PDT #1931 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That sort of thing always made me wonder if three months down the line there'd be a fictional counterpart to the Wendy's chilli lady unwrapping a candy bar only to find a chocolate coated ear or somesuch.


Kiba Rika - May 05, 2005 12:01:29 pm PDT #1932 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

So nice to be able to visit with people without having to shout over guitars.

A-men.

I grew so frustrated with this that I spent the last PBP in the auction room hanging out with Velvet Chain. Missed the speeches and the giant check and everything. It was worth it though, because the Velvet Chain people are so cool.