On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Frankenbuddha - May 05, 2005 10:43:14 am PDT #1920 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Got it. Eithey "yay" or keep my mouth shut

Candles and pretense. Check.


Kathy A - May 05, 2005 10:53:14 am PDT #1921 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

But don't ignore the sextalk--we want the hoyay!


Betsy HP - May 05, 2005 11:02:32 am PDT #1922 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I want to hear whatever you lucky bastards people have to say, good, bad, or indifferent.


ChiKat - May 05, 2005 11:09:31 am PDT #1923 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

River is made out of chocolate

My eyes! My eyes! THE SPOILERS!! ACK!


lisah - May 05, 2005 11:11:25 am PDT #1924 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

mmm a chocolate river


§ ita § - May 05, 2005 11:12:17 am PDT #1925 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sexual chocolate?


alienprayer - May 05, 2005 11:25:31 am PDT #1926 of 10001
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

Can you coat hodgeberries in chocolate?


Theodosia - May 05, 2005 11:38:23 am PDT #1927 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Wasn't Chocolate River featured in Willy Wonka?


tommyrot - May 05, 2005 11:39:52 am PDT #1928 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Better yet are the chocolate thingies filled with hodgeberry liquor.


tommyrot - May 05, 2005 11:42:25 am PDT #1929 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wasn't Chocolate River featured in Willy Wonka?

You mean the one that flows along the Hershey Highway?