I'd vote for a shaved weasel to beat out any and all of the above.
Flames wouldn't be eternal if they actually consumed anything.
Lilah ,'Not Fade Away'
Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains
Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
reequeen - Jan 03, 2005 12:37:56 pm PST #162 of 10001
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball
reequeen - Jan 03, 2005 12:38:25 pm PST #163 of 10001
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball
Or perhaps a crazed marmot. It's a woodchuck thing.
Kathy A - Jan 03, 2005 12:41:42 pm PST #164 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
How much smarm could a marmot snark if a marmot could snark smarm?
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2005 12:45:02 pm PST #165 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How much smarm could a marmot snark if a marmot could snark smarm?
Three.
WildDemon Cornelius - Jan 03, 2005 1:08:56 pm PST #166 of 10001
Take your fingers off it, don't you dare touch it, you know it don't belong to you, to you...
Well, the cavemen would have fire so you'd have a big-ass Marshmallow roast. I think ninjas could go faster than the flame w/ their swords and stuff.
The Partyman - Jan 03, 2005 1:14:02 pm PST #167 of 10001
[insert something funny here]
Well, the cavemen would have fire so you'd have a big-ass Marshmallow roast. I think ninjas could go faster than the flame w/ their swords and stuff.
This I totally agree with. And the spacemen could watch.
brenda m - Jan 03, 2005 1:14:28 pm PST #168 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I think ninjas could go faster than the flame w/ their swords and stuff
Nah, Stay-Puft would just go all tar-baby on their asses and they'd be sitting ducks for the cavemen.
Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2005 1:20:07 pm PST #169 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Bugs Bunny would watch while they killed each other, then laugh.
The Trickster always wins.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 1:20:18 pm PST #170 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ninjas don't even use katanas. I weep for geekdom.
Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2005 1:22:45 pm PST #171 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
What does a Ninja ninj with, then? Besides throwing stars, I mean.