How much smarm could a marmot snark if a marmot could snark smarm?
Three.
Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains
Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2005 12:45:02 pm PST #165 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
WildDemon Cornelius - Jan 03, 2005 1:08:56 pm PST #166 of 10001
Take your fingers off it, don't you dare touch it, you know it don't belong to you, to you...
Well, the cavemen would have fire so you'd have a big-ass Marshmallow roast. I think ninjas could go faster than the flame w/ their swords and stuff.
The Partyman - Jan 03, 2005 1:14:02 pm PST #167 of 10001
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Well, the cavemen would have fire so you'd have a big-ass Marshmallow roast. I think ninjas could go faster than the flame w/ their swords and stuff.
This I totally agree with. And the spacemen could watch.
brenda m - Jan 03, 2005 1:14:28 pm PST #168 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I think ninjas could go faster than the flame w/ their swords and stuff
Nah, Stay-Puft would just go all tar-baby on their asses and they'd be sitting ducks for the cavemen.
Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2005 1:20:07 pm PST #169 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Bugs Bunny would watch while they killed each other, then laugh.
The Trickster always wins.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 1:20:18 pm PST #170 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ninjas don't even use katanas. I weep for geekdom.
Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2005 1:22:45 pm PST #171 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
What does a Ninja ninj with, then? Besides throwing stars, I mean.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 1:23:55 pm PST #172 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The ninjato, which lacks the typical graceful katana curve.
Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2005 1:26:21 pm PST #173 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Huh. And I thought Bill Sienkiewicz just couldn't draw curves.
t runs very very fast
Mr. Broom - Jan 03, 2005 1:28:40 pm PST #174 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
Yeah, I kind of got that whole katana debate going. My apologies. The katana's more of a samurai weapon, particularly when paired with the wakizashi. So really, Hiro Protagonit would just own the whole lot of 'em.