There exist Serenity action figures.
With NONE of the women. Pfeh.
There are no absolutes. No right and wrong. Haven't you learned anything working for the Powers? There are only choices.
Jasmine ,'Power Play'
Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains
Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
Betsy HP - Apr 21, 2005 6:19:08 am PDT #1229 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 6:28:39 am PDT #1230 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. Sounds like one of the action figures will be a Reaver.
Betsy HP - Apr 21, 2005 6:37:04 am PDT #1231 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
If it wasna' for the Reavers, wha' wad ye do?
JZ - Apr 21, 2005 8:45:46 am PDT #1232 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Dude. I so wanted a Kaylee action figure. With a toolkit, a parasol, a tiny wooden box of strawberries and a glitter-and-glue sign saying "Kaylee's Room." And a Simon action figure with sunglasses and a removable shirt. And Inara with a tea set and lots of different outfits. And Wash, with itty bitty dinosaurs and a stick-on/peel-off moustache. And River with a stick that turns into a gun into a stick. And Zoe. Just Zoe.
And miscellaneous accessories, like apples and cattle and a crate of contraband geisha bobble-heads.
Instead we get nothing but Mal and Alterna-Mal and Jayne and a possible Reaver. Lame, lame, lame.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 8:47:18 am PDT #1233 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They've only just started. Give them more time before writing them off.
Tamara - Apr 21, 2005 8:56:00 am PDT #1234 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
I talked to the Diamond Toys rep at Wizard world in Long Beach. He told me that there will be additional action figures if the movie does well.
When I asked him to define well he said, "Hellboy well, not Star Wars well."
I think it's a lock.
JZ - Apr 21, 2005 9:04:12 am PDT #1235 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I think it's a lock.
Sweet!
::bounces with glee::
beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 9:29:46 am PDT #1236 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Forgive the observation, but the Mal figure...has an expression reminiscent of someone about to suffer a gastrointestinal explosion. More BDB-M than BDH.
Beverly - Apr 21, 2005 9:33:50 am PDT #1237 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
And Jayne's no taller than Mal. Who designed these?
beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 9:57:59 am PDT #1238 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
no taller
That's right. Hey!