Dude. I so wanted a Kaylee action figure. With a toolkit, a parasol, a tiny wooden box of strawberries and a glitter-and-glue sign saying "Kaylee's Room." And a Simon action figure with sunglasses and a removable shirt. And Inara with a tea set and lots of different outfits. And Wash, with itty bitty dinosaurs and a stick-on/peel-off moustache. And River with a stick that turns into a gun into a stick. And Zoe. Just Zoe.
And miscellaneous accessories, like apples and cattle and a crate of contraband geisha bobble-heads.
Instead we get nothing but Mal and Alterna-Mal and Jayne and a possible Reaver. Lame, lame, lame.
They've only just started. Give them more time before writing them off.
I talked to the Diamond Toys rep at Wizard world in Long Beach. He told me that there will be additional action figures if the movie does well.
When I asked him to define well he said, "Hellboy well, not Star Wars well."
I think it's a lock.
Forgive the observation, but the Mal figure...has an expression reminiscent of someone about to suffer a gastrointestinal explosion. More BDB-M than BDH.
And Jayne's no taller than Mal. Who designed these?
Lame, lame, lame.
What JZ said.
Give them more time
Oh, ok, what ita said.
I think it's a lock.
Ooh! What Tamara said!
Sweet!
::bounces with glee::
Back to what JZ said!!
I have decided. There is no me.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
