This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2005 7:24:35 am PDT #1180 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ooh, I was not aware of the pig-shit lagoons.

How do chicken farms rank on the shit-smell-o-meter?


Kalshane - Apr 19, 2005 7:26:33 am PDT #1181 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Wow, and I thought the funk coming off the Abbott Labs plant near here was bad. Though it's never fun when the wind is coming off the sewage treatment plant near my grandfather's orchard.


ChiKat - Apr 19, 2005 7:28:02 am PDT #1182 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Chicken plants smell really bad. Arkansas (home of Tyson) has a bunch of them, and boy howdy. You know exactly where they are.


beathen - Apr 19, 2005 7:48:30 am PDT #1183 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Wow, and I thought the funk coming off the Abbott Labs plant near here was bad.

I never knew Abbott smelled...my dad used to work there but I never stopped to smell it. I was always driving by on the highway so I was mostly inhaling car exhaust.


lisah - Apr 19, 2005 7:50:47 am PDT #1184 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

There were many mushroom farms in the general vicinity where I grew up in Del. Not so many now. Anyway, the mushrooms are grown in sterilized manure, so...

And where I grew up in Delaware (you know, like 10 or so miles away) it smelled like...DuPont I guess. Scary chemical smells = Massive wave of nostalgia for me.

Greensboro, NC, where I went to grad school smells like cedar. Very nice.


JenP - Apr 19, 2005 7:53:23 am PDT #1185 of 10001

Stinky chemicals and sterilized manure. Home, sweet home.

ETA: It's a lovely little state. With beaches! So there's also the saltwater breeze smell. Just to throw out a pleasant association. t pats Delaware on the head


Sue - Apr 19, 2005 7:55:36 am PDT #1186 of 10001
hip deep in pie

My friend who went to an Agricultural College always said pigs smelled the worst.


beekaytee - Apr 19, 2005 7:58:27 am PDT #1187 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

the cabbage harvest

Union City, CA, now a cushy bedroom community, was half gangland/half cabbage fields when I lived there. Everyone became mouth breathers during the post harvest rot-off. Holy mother of dog, it was horr-iblay.

But? Gotta say that when I walked across America, the pig farms won hands-down on the gagometer.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 19, 2005 8:10:59 am PDT #1188 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I grew up in a town on the Androscoggin River (affectionately known as the 'Scogger) in Maine. It was once known for being on of the ten most polluted rivers in the country (if not the world, at one point). Though it never caught on fire like the Cayahoga, the dumpage from the paper mills made the river smell just RANK! On rainy or humid days, you could smell it from miles away.

The pink foam on the surface was pretty, but wronger than a wrong thing.

That said, it was still better then the smell that used to emenate from Westbrook, ME. I think that might have been a paper mill as well, but I'm not 100% sure (the paper mill in Brunswick never smelled like that, just the river).

On the other hand, the B&M Baked Bean factory in Portland smelled like you, well, had a plate of baked beans in front of you. I know that's not a good smell for everyone, but I love that smell. They also make the brown bread there, and you could smell that too.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 19, 2005 8:12:39 am PDT #1189 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, another doozy - Haymarket in Boston around 4 pm on summer afternoon. Chinatown in Boston on a summer day comes a close second. Rotting vegatables and fish smell - yecch!