I couldn't believe it the first twenty times you told us, but it's starting to sink in now.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Sue - Apr 19, 2005 7:55:36 am PDT #1186 of 10001
hip deep in pie

My friend who went to an Agricultural College always said pigs smelled the worst.


beekaytee - Apr 19, 2005 7:58:27 am PDT #1187 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

the cabbage harvest

Union City, CA, now a cushy bedroom community, was half gangland/half cabbage fields when I lived there. Everyone became mouth breathers during the post harvest rot-off. Holy mother of dog, it was horr-iblay.

But? Gotta say that when I walked across America, the pig farms won hands-down on the gagometer.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 19, 2005 8:10:59 am PDT #1188 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I grew up in a town on the Androscoggin River (affectionately known as the 'Scogger) in Maine. It was once known for being on of the ten most polluted rivers in the country (if not the world, at one point). Though it never caught on fire like the Cayahoga, the dumpage from the paper mills made the river smell just RANK! On rainy or humid days, you could smell it from miles away.

The pink foam on the surface was pretty, but wronger than a wrong thing.

That said, it was still better then the smell that used to emenate from Westbrook, ME. I think that might have been a paper mill as well, but I'm not 100% sure (the paper mill in Brunswick never smelled like that, just the river).

On the other hand, the B&M Baked Bean factory in Portland smelled like you, well, had a plate of baked beans in front of you. I know that's not a good smell for everyone, but I love that smell. They also make the brown bread there, and you could smell that too.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 19, 2005 8:12:39 am PDT #1189 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, another doozy - Haymarket in Boston around 4 pm on summer afternoon. Chinatown in Boston on a summer day comes a close second. Rotting vegatables and fish smell - yecch!


Calli - Apr 19, 2005 8:17:36 am PDT #1190 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Large swine farming operations are not the best neighbors.

Speaking of local smells, several years ago, Durham used to smell like a mixture of cherry pipe tobacco and chocolate when the tobacco was curing in the warehouses. They've stopped that. Pity. I don't smoke and don't plan to start, but I quite liked that smell.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 19, 2005 8:25:53 am PDT #1191 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I don't smoke and don't plan to start, but I quite liked that smell.

I love the smell of unlit cigarettes, especially when the pack is just opened. They should always be that way.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 19, 2005 8:31:53 am PDT #1192 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I drive through West Memphis AR every day, and there's a stretch from the Mississippi to about 8 miles west that smells very strongly of the waste purification plants. I do not understand how 30,000 people can produce more crap than the 650,000 who live in Memphis proper.

I'm not actually sure that Memphis has a distinctive smell of its own, though I'm happy to have pine trees and rose bushes immediately outside my windows.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2005 8:33:37 am PDT #1193 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's a Talking Heads song about Memphis and the smell of the river (but I don't know if the river they're talking about is in/near Memphis).


ChiKat - Apr 19, 2005 8:34:42 am PDT #1194 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I was actually going to say that the closer you get to the river, there is a distinct smell. Otherwise? Not so much.

eta: And, I assume the Talking Heads are talking about The River, the Mississippi River.


Kate P. - Apr 19, 2005 8:34:50 am PDT #1195 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I drive past a Bud plant every day. It's disgusting.

I work above a brewery. Totally nasty. (It's a restaurant that brews their own beer in giant vats, so they only brew once every couple of weeks, fortunately.)