Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - Feb 08, 2005 12:13:56 pm PST #9789 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

Oh, Deena. That's terrible. I wish there was something I could do.


Scrappy - Feb 08, 2005 12:18:45 pm PST #9790 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Aw, Deena. Kara reminds so MUCH of my brother, who by his 5th birthday had (and this was after being a colicky baby who cried all the time), eaten laundry detergent, run away from home, taken apart my dad's electric shaver, the toaster and a radio, stuck his tongue in an outlet, stripped wallpaper off walls, poured water into the TV, pulled up half my Mom's garden before she woke up one morning, and set the hall carpet on fire.

He's a very nice adult, but it was touch and go as to whether he would make it past childhood.


Maria - Feb 08, 2005 12:19:51 pm PST #9791 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

{{{Deena}}} If there's any way to get you a moment's peace, let me know.


Deena - Feb 08, 2005 12:23:17 pm PST #9792 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Robin, tomorrow that will give me hope. Thanks. Maria, If I could even imagine a moment's peace and where to find it, I'd be on the plane, train or boat to get there.

Thanks everyone. Now my Internet connection seems to be going wonky (though I swear she was nowhere near my desk...) so I'm going to go do some housework.


Ginger - Feb 08, 2005 12:23:58 pm PST #9793 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

And yet you won't even consider duct-taping Kara to a wall, Deena. I wish I could help.

The sugar in the apple juice is, unfortunately, not a good thing, but don't give up until it's had a chance to dry. I assume you've unplugged it and put it somewhere to drain.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 08, 2005 12:24:16 pm PST #9794 of 10002
What is even happening?

Awww Deena, what a mess. Maybe it will heal itself when it dries out.

I have told my children, "You have to leave the room for a while, because I am too angry to deal with you, right now."


ChiKat - Feb 08, 2005 12:26:42 pm PST #9795 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Deena}} vibing peace and calm to you and Kara.

I have told my children, "You have to leave the room for a while, because I am too angry to deal with you, right now."

My mom has said this.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 08, 2005 12:34:21 pm PST #9796 of 10002
What is even happening?

Usually I try to leave the room myself, without telling them, but sometimes, they're clueless (or I'm a better faker than I think I am), and I have had to say it.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 08, 2005 12:47:58 pm PST #9797 of 10002
What is even happening?

I killed Bitches.


DavidS - Feb 08, 2005 12:49:31 pm PST #9798 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I killed Bitches.

Yeah, why'd you do that?