The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2005 10:41:43 am PST #9641 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What values of "sane" do you work with, tommy?

Not!Dru?


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 10:45:29 am PST #9642 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fair cop.


DXMachina - Feb 07, 2005 11:26:58 am PST #9643 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

The state of Rhode Island puts smiley faces on its tax return forms. There's a smiley face next to the "amount refunded to you" line on the form, and a frowny face next to the "amount you owe" line, just in case you were otherwise unaware of what each meant.


Betsy HP - Feb 07, 2005 11:27:24 am PST #9644 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Grump. I just missed a layoff I didn't know was coming; I really didn't expect layoffs in my department. In the usual insane corporate fashion, they haven't TOLD US who was laid off, so you find out by ones and twos. In the weeks to come, E-mail will bounce and then you'll know.

I feel weirdly numb.


Atropa - Feb 07, 2005 11:28:28 am PST #9645 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh argh, I'm so sorry, Betsy. I've been through that many, many times.


Gudanov - Feb 07, 2005 11:29:28 am PST #9646 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

{{Betsy}} Layoffs suck.

Neither Missouri or Kansas have anything interesting on their tax forms (I have to do both).


vw bug - Feb 07, 2005 11:29:57 am PST #9647 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Oh, DX, that's just strange. Just about as strange as finding it on a paper.

Betsy, I'm so sorry.


Connie Neil - Feb 07, 2005 11:48:23 am PST #9648 of 10002
brillig

The state of Rhode Island puts smiley faces on its tax return forms. There's a smiley face next to the "amount refunded to you" line on the form, and a frowny face next to the "amount you owe" line, just in case you were otherwise unaware of what each meant.

Utah does it too. It's creepy.


Betsy HP - Feb 07, 2005 11:49:04 am PST #9649 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

But you shouldn't feel sorry for me; I still have a job! I shouldn't feel as shocked as I do; nothing bad happened to me.


Betsy HP - Feb 07, 2005 11:49:10 am PST #9650 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Why, oh why do I double-post?